Hayden

COMMENT
Seventeen years ago, the yelps of the pain of labor echoed through the halls of Mary Immaculate Hospital. These howls eventually resulted in the birth of a phenomenon, however this prodigy was not pushed out, no, he plowed his way out of his mothers womb with his forehead as he propelled himself with his feet. He erupted with such ferocious might that he almost shot right off of the bed, and would have if his father was not present. This phenomenon was none other than Hayden Francis Richardson.
As a baby, Hayden never used any baby talk. He practiced words he heard throughout the day in his bed just before he slept. By age four he had a mastery over the english language and was completely capable of correcting most grammar errors. Patrick, Hayden's older brother, was far from impressed by this feat, as his slight grammar mistakes tended to be quite numerous.
At age five, Hayden's kindergarten teacher noticed something. She called it a gift. This "gift" landed Hayden directly into a talented and gifted program specially added for kindergarteners for he and a fellow student, Mark Lotts. Hayden continued with these advanced programs all the way through the eighth grade, shining the whole way through.
Even when faced with the tragedy of his older brother's death, Hayden has prevailed. He now has realistic goals of growing up to become a pediatric endocrinologist, as he plays as professional video gamer under the gamertag "Poptart."
Yes, I do have an S on my chest.