Let Me Do What I Do! |
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First of all, it was fun weekend. I do have to say my lifestyle is starting to get a little hard. I'm not talking about the crack dealing or being gay. That's pretty easy going actual...
Posted by Daryl Jones! on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:34:00 PST |
I Reserve The Right To Refuse Service To Anyone! |
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The service refusal signs are posted in many restuarants and businesses. I always assumed they were there for me, seeing as how I'm constantly asked to take my business else where. I don't mind...
Posted by Daryl Jones! on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:00:00 PST |
...Taking My Own Life! |
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Don't worry, I've regained the will to live, but there have been some recent events that have made me consider taking my own life. Here's a quick run down of them:
1. Getting a two hours of sle...
Posted by Daryl Jones! on Thu, 10 May 2007 11:09:00 PST |
Top Of The Morning To Ya! |
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Well, it's been a while since I've blogged, but I think I'm just drunk enough off the combination of Grolstch, Red Stripe, and Mad Dog 20/20 to give it a go again.
Since I've last blogged, I've...
Posted by Daryl Jones! on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST |
B To The L To The O To The G! |
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Well, son of a bitch. I guess I took a 2 week vacation from the blogging. Um... I don't know why. Didn't really mean. Just did. I wish I could say I was too busy fighting crime, but I can't. Oh...
Posted by Daryl Jones! on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:24:00 PST |
It's Valentine's Day! Get Fucking Excited Or Something! |
It's About Time Someone Cool Got Their Own Holiday!
The Daryl Jones!...
Posted by Daryl Jones! on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:01:00 PST |
Look Both Ways Before You Cross! |
First of all, let me explain why this article pissed me off so much:
The fucking government is getting in the way of evolution. It has to stop protecting stupid people from themselves. It's a little&n...
Posted by Daryl Jones! on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:29:00 PST |
Poison The Trees! |
The damn hippies are trying to take our light bulbs now. That'll teach the globe. Getting all warm and shit. Fuck you globe.
A proposed bill in California would make it illegal to sell incandesce...
Posted by Daryl Jones! on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST |
Anna Nicole Smith Is My Anti-Drug! |
"Give the people what they want." - Ray Davies of The Kinks
Is it just a slow news week or is this really what Americans care about? Fuck it all, I'm going to run with it.
So far this week we've seen ...
Posted by Daryl Jones! on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:42:00 PST |
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised! |
First of all,
I was correct, 24 was indeed better than the Super Bowl. Some people may disagree, but they are liars. Deceitful, freedom hating liars.
Secondly,
I'd like to give some recognition to Do...
Posted by Daryl Jones! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:38:00 PST |
