My Wife is Cool |
She just called out sick from work for the hell of it, and now she is outside cleaning my car.
This marriage thing can be pretty nice.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:03:00 GMT |
I Made a Friend, Killed That Friend, Then Made Another One |
I had some weird dreams last night. One of which was about a rat that I befriended and then killed.
I was taking a shower at an unfamiliar house which in the dream was my grandparents house. A spotte...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:17:00 GMT |
My Caitlin: Who is She? |
Enough bitching about Steam and Valve. Who the hell is it that I am married to? I ask myself that sometimes. She sometimes seems like she exists more in my mind...and then I see her sitting there look...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:01:00 GMT |
Boxer Shorts! |
"Boxer Shorts!" the man exhorts
and throws his briefs away.
"Boxer Shorts!" the man declares
as he pulls a pair over his leg hairs
"I'm done with the Brief,
It brings me nothing but grief,
They squeez...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:26:00 GMT |
I wipe my ass with Investors! |
Yes, I have a roll of investors that I regularly wipe my ass with when I run out of toilet paper. They're nose hairs tickle a little, but no more than my own ass hairs do.
Actually, I'm sick of my fel...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 00:05:00 GMT |
