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Jennifer is so passé.

Fight the good fight of the faith. Take hold of the eternal life to which you were called.

About Me

I am Jennifer Christine Bowman.
I go to college at Lee University in Cleveland, Tennessee. I am majoring in Communications with an emphasis in Media Writing and Journalism.
I'm unmotivated, but I'm still rather smart, and no, I don't feel vain admitting it. Trust me, I have enough flaws that I can admit my strengths and not be narcissistic.
I get jealous easily. I have low self-esteem like everyone else. I detest arguments and like a peaceful, enjoyable atmosphere with a few close friends. Isolation is my worst enemy. Laughing is my favorite hobby. Comfort is my best friend.
I really like proper grammar, though I don't use it all of the time. I love kitty cats and bright clothing and history and metaphors.
I retain a sense of innocence no matter what I do. I have a selfless conscience and a flair of anger mixed with hypocrisy all leading down to a guilty afterthought. I'm an unpredictable emotional roller coaster.
I'm kind of annoying and I seem like I try too hard. But once you get to know me, I can be one of the most unforgettable people ever.
I don't have a problem telling most of my secrets, but hardly anyone asks. I overanalyze myself and I really do care what people think about me, sometimes to an excessive amount.
I rarely impose my beliefs on others and I would love to listen to yours, but don't be fooled, because I still love Jesus with all my heart. I'm just open-minded and polite.
If I hang out with you enough and I like you a lot, I will probably make you a CD with songs that remind me of you.
Ten Random Things About Me
I hate walking on sidewalks.
I like anything ergonomic.
I pretend to be good at computers.
I actually like my family. All of them. My relatives are simply amazing people.
My boyfriend is prettier than me, and it sucks.
I really like Coke or white cherry I-cees, and I will love you forever if you get me one.
I have a monthly article in Cleveland. I've written one every month since I was eleven.
I have Don McLean's "American Pie" completely memorized.
I'm scared of being caught in my hypocrisy by those whose opinions I hold dear.
I want to learn to do origami and string figures.
There's a few rules. If I don't know you either directly or indirectly, don't add me. If you have text so small that no one can read it or impossible links to navigate on your profile, don't add me. If you're hosting some sort of spam site, don't add me.
Anything else?
AOL Instant Messenger: ladyjennbo
Yahoo! Instant Messenger: j3nnb0

My Interests

acting, adderall, alphabetical order, anything but emo, being a hypocrite, bill o'reilly, boys, calvin and hobbes, cartoons, cats, christianity, christmas, cleveland tennessee, comedy, conservatives, cool kids, crying over nothing, different interests than you, drama, gary brolsma, God, guys, happiness, history, ice cream, immortality, ireland, journalism, killing hippies, kissing, language, laughing, lee university, leon high school, lessthanthree, love songs, movies, muds, music, oreos, politics, posing as a pothead, pretending to understand computers, pro-life, reading, religion, republicans, secrets, shattered kingdoms, smiling, smyrna tennessee, stalking people, tallahassee, television, tennessee, the number seven, the south, thought, wishing i was thinner, wrestling, writing, you

I'd like to meet:

Someone who won't bore me. I dislike shallow people.

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Music:

Aerosmith, Alanis Morissette, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Beethoven, Blink-182, Bobby Darrin, Coldplay, Collective Soul, The Cranberries, Danny Elfman, Dave Matthews Band, Death Cab for Cutie, Elton John, Fatboy Slim, George Michael, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, Green Day, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Johnny Horton, Katy Rose, The Killers, The Kinks, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Linkin Park, Live, Ludacris, Lynard Skynard, Madonna, Maroon 5, Matchbox Twenty, Modest Mouse, Mozart, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Oasis, The Offspring, Outkast, The Pixies, Placebo, Primus, Prince, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Savage Garden, Simon and Garfunkel, Smash Mouth, Smashing Pumpkins, Spice Girls, Sublime, Third Eye Blind, Tool, U2, Weezer

Movies:

All Dogs Go to Heaven, American Tail, Beauty & the Beast, Black Stallion, Braveheart, The Breakfast Club, Brothers Grimm, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, E.T., Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, Garden State, The Godfather, Gone with the Wind, The Graduate, Harry Potter, It's a Wonderful Life, The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Lord of the Rings, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Passion of the Christ, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pulp Fiction, Schindler's List, The Shining, The Sound of Music, Star Wars, Taxi Driver, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Wizard of Oz

Television:

Andy Milonakis, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Bedford Diaries, CSI, Daria, Degrassi, Ed Edd n Eddy, Family Guy, Futurama, Invader Zim, Jeopardy, Law and Order, Malcolm in the Middle, Mind of Mencia, Monk, My Name is Earl, Mythbusters, The Office, Ripley's Believe It or Not, Robot Chicken, Rocko's Modern Life, Scrubs, Sealab 2021, The Simpsons, South Park, Spongebob Squarepants, Stella, Super Surgery, Taboo

Books:

Animal Farm by George Orwell, Anthem by Ayn Rand, The Awakening by Kate Chopin, Candide by Voltaire, Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury, Harry Potter series by JK Rowling, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible Diseases You Probably Already Have by Dennis DiClaudio, The Inferno by Dante, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, Lord of the Flies by William Golding, Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey, The Outsiders by SE Hinton, Parliament of Whores by P.J. O'Rourke, Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind, To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee, Wicked by Gregory Maguire

Heroes:


Dwight Shrute.

Hoyt Daniel Martin and Tiger Lily Bowman.

Jesus Christ.

Joan of Arc.

Sir Winston Churchill.

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