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warncke on terror

Ice is cool, but I'm looking for more

About Me

I eat Gerber Strained Peaches and i like sexual innuendo (inyourendo).

My Interests

Terry Kane, TV, movies, talking about tv or movies, writing, art, thrift stores, useless facts, trivia, anything british, making puns, drinking water, cooking, pencil sketches, dancing, standup comedy, correct grammar, discovery channel specials about sex, traveling, eating a lot, drawing on peops, walking, reminiscing, corny jokes, slang, internet lurking, photoshopping, being 4 years old, eighteentwentyfun, THE SIMS 2, fake fossil digging, cheese, green tea, J&H

I'd like to meet:

People that can spell "Niki" correctly. and people that are so cool that i don't mind when he or she misspells my name... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Rufus Wainwright, Frank Sinatra, Incubus, JoJo, Marvin Gaye, The Roots, 50 Cent, 70's funk, jambands, oldschool boyband music...just about everything.

Movies:

any Jim Carrey movie, A Christmas Story, Mrs. Doubtfire, Zoolander, Dirty Dancing, Moulin Rouge, Love Actually, The Ladies Man, As Good as it Gets, Austin Powers, 2GEtHER, A Night at The Roxbury, Brown Sugar, TEAM AMERICA, Anchorman, 40 Year-Old Virgin, The Aristocrats, The Royal Tenanbaums, Soulplane, Houseboat, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Beauty & the Beast, Rush Hour 2, Meet the Fockers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Bloodsport...anything british or so bad that it's good

Television:

Family Guy, Ally McBeal, Nip/Tuck, Will & Grace, Chappelle's Show, The Nanny, America's Funniest Home Videos, Boy Meets World, Queer Eye, Ninja Warrior, Inside the Actor's Studio, South Park, mXc, Freaks & Geeks, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, The Office, Conan O'Brian, Married With Children, $40 A Day, Degrassi, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, 30 Minute Meals, Mythbusters, Miami Ink, My Super Sweet 16, King of Queens, Planet's Funniest Animals, Ace of Cakes, Playmakers, Maury (which is best with terry and rick), Flavor of Love, I Love New York...anything on Food Network or Discovery Channel

Books:

anything by Tom Wolfe, Bridget Jones's Diary, Bukowski, How Animals Have Sex, An American Childhood

Heroes:

Beowulf