Positivities |
It has recently come to my attention that the words I use could possibly have an impact on my perception of the world and in return the world's perception of myself. As a result, I have proposed to su...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:56:00 GMT |
DFWG - from last year |
Multiple choice question of the day:
What would it take to officially qualify someone as a dumb fucking white guy?
A) Eating something there isn't a name for in English that only about half...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:19:00 GMT |
Hangover Ratings |
1 star hangover *No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 18:42:00 GMT |
Bday |
For those of you generous enough to consider giving me a gift, please instead make a donation to your local animal shelter. If you need help finding one, let me know and I will point you in the right ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 22:23:00 GMT |
How To Dance |
The World Needs This
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 23:01:00 GMT |
A Lapdance in the Wind |
A lapdance in the wind.
Our beloved, offensively busty and rich former stripper, Anna Nicole Smith has passed away today at the age of 39.
http://www.cfra.com/headlines/index.asp?cat=2&nid=46986
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Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 14:51:00 GMT |
Danger Kitchen |
While preparing food for myself today and it turning into the mess that it usually does I began to question myself. Is what I am doing "cooking'? The answer to that is dependant on how you define...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 23:22:00 GMT |
I need help |
Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. The first says to the second, "Can you pass the soap?". The second replies, "What do I look like, a toaster?".
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:23:00 GMT |
Who Wants to be an Amerikan |
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Good Job VFS
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:58:00 GMT |
