Thoughts on life |
Just a quick "warning" of sorts... this blog post breaks from the usual posts on here, meaning that it's not a random story or other piece of randomness, it's a bit about what's been on my mind lately...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 15:51:00 GMT |
How to Party and Be Cool |
From the shadows, I emerged, helpless. My face was covered in unsweetened chocolate and my fingers were bound together with dried honey. Coupled with the fact that the taste on my lips was unsatisfyin...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:45:00 GMT |
Sneezy Simmons & the Buckaroo Boys |
Hi, I'm Sneezy Simmons, and these are my Buckaroo Boys. I call them my Buckaroo Boys because they help me with my cattle by feeding them grassy food and cleaning the barn where they live. Thanks...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 00:17:00 GMT |
Random Story .349 |
It was a cold, blustery night, about 85 degrees. I could feel the heat dripping from my brow as I removed my cherry red headband."Hey man, watch it with that headband," grunted the bloke next to me."L...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 23:26:00 GMT |
Tales of the caged sea birds |
I woke up covered in light brown sand. The tide was out. The lifeguards weren't on duty yet. HOWEVER - that didn't stop me from being shit on by the sea birds. The End.
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2004 00:57:00 GMT |
