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~*kristen*~

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About Me

Yo...wut up, my bitches & hos!


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Currently Alive
George W. Bush (so i can sodomize him with fistfulls of taxpayers' $$$, before hacking him to pieces [which will then be eaten by his dog])

Living-Impaired (aka Dead)
Ghandi
Genghis Khan
Buddha

The guy who invented bacon (cuz bacon = good!)
and George Washington Carver (cuz peanut butter = yum-ness)
(Those 2 really should've gotten together!!!)

anyone whose really fun or interesting.....im me g6evil6queen6c or gmail me @ surprisedonkey

AND NOW FOR THE REALLY GREAT CONVOS IV HAD

the justin on male enhancement[2/25/06]:

lol, women have it easy compared to guys
In some reguards at least, women can get surgery to fix things
men can't
[me] actually...i think u can get that fixed..lol
Nahhh, lol me and my roommate had a huge debate about it
I don't want to say it's because he's asian, but he was concerned about it
and he kept telling me he was gonna get surgery
so I looked into it
It costs 10000-15000 dollars and doesn't improve erect size, only flacid AND the therapy after the surgery takes 6 months
and you also have a good chance of damaging your unit afterwards, because it involves severing a tendon
and about 65% of the time patients report being unhappy with the results i.e. mis-shapen and other horrible things
=P, I'm content with the way I am but he complains constantly
lol, you probably didn't need to know that
yeah, surgery doesn't work for guys
I have no idea about pills, but I've heard exercises work
lol.. pills in conjuction with exercise add 1-3 inches
but takes upwards of 2-3 months
[me]personal question...have u tried the exercises or the pills and if not would u ever consider it?
It's very expensive
I've considered it, I might try it eventually because honestly, who doesn't want a bigger dick? lol
[i found that to be one of the most interesting convos iv ever had]

toast-money on fucking jesus in a hoodie[4/3/06]:

i think its funny he called me
[me]i think he wants to fuck u... lol... or mayb he is... and ur not telling me
maybe
i mean, i wouldnt tell you cuz youd kill me in a jealous fit of rage
so mayb thats whats going on
[me]lol... i wouldnt kill u... i would just say i want in on it
and id say no
and then youd kill me
[me]why would i kill u? i need someone to wax me
haha fine you'd keep me prisoner deep within the mountain and come every few weeks to get waxed.
and to make me do your texas
nd then jesus in a hoodie would be like, what happened to toast-money?
and youd be like oh idk!
do you need someone to make you feel better? ::rapes him::
[me]lol

everyone thinks toast-money is fucking everyone else!!!

My Blog

i have way too much to do

ok...so im really stressed out rite now...mainly about tomorrow 7:00AM- wake up 8:00AM- be at school for the PSAT's make scarf 2:00PM- homecoming game get ready 7:30PM- HOMECOMING!!!  its gonna b...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 20:39:00 GMT

im gonna go fondle my sweaters.....

i think im gonna have 2 retheme my stuff...the green isnt working for me anymore...purple is my color anyway...im totally kicking ass in english right now which is kinda interesting...cuz its really o...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 18:45:00 GMT

im back

i just realized that i haven't updated this thing in a long time so here it goes..... summer was fun.  i worked full time and hung out a lot. im a junior now, and my schedule is as follows...... ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 20:48:00 GMT

only time will tell

is it just me or is every1 losing it over aps? i kno iv lost it...but that was quite a while ago. yea...last nite i did a lab, my english reseach paper, and i finished up my health project (thanx to...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Apr 2005 16:29:00 GMT

blah

yea....its a long weekend...and i have accomplished nothing.... i spent 2 hours after dinner (sucked...my mom made meatloaf and i had 2 clean up the kitchen) laying on my floor...which hasnt been v...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Apr 2005 18:55:00 GMT

junior ball

yea.....its 2 PM and i just woke up....crazy nite. almost had a breakdown getting ready, huge fight w/ the parental unit, and i was a total bitch cuz im pms-ing. so tom picks me up and we go to sum ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Apr 2005 11:37:00 GMT