Russell "Swabbin William Bonny"

About Me

Myspace LayoutsYes I am a pirate, 200 years to late and stranded in the middle of America.

My Interests

TURN ONS: Beer, rum, limes, girls that earn their beads, tequila, summer time girls and the clothes they wear, rum, good coffee, tequila, salt on my face, palm trees, dark chocolate and did I say Rum & Tequila.TURN OFFS: Kittens, daisys and Pop music.

I'd like to meet:

Parrotheads, Pirates & Saucy Wenches.

Music:

Jimmy Buffett, Trop-rock, Country, Blues, Cajun and Zydeco. "Thongs In The Key Of Life"

Movies:

Girls Gone Wild, Capt. Ron, Overboard, Summer Rental, Waterworld, Pirates of the Caribbean,

Television:

The Red Green Show,My Name is Earl, Arrested Development, Scrubs, Medium.

Books:

Anything with a Florida, Caribbean, tropical or nautical connection (Carl Hiaasen, Tim Dorsey, Tom Corcoran, Randy Wayne White, James W. Hall, Kate Grilley, Jimmy Buffett). Quirkey humor (David Sedaris Laurie Natario). Quit Your Job & Move To Key West, the books of the KW Writers COOP.

Heroes:

People that live their dreams.

My Blog

Stress in Corrections

STRESS IN CORRECTIONSBY: GARY AND AIDA OUILLETTESTRESS MANANGEMENT CONSULTANTSCorrectional Officers have some of the highest negative statistics in all of Law Enforcement. If you have been in this bus...
Posted by Russell "Swabbin William Bonny" on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:43:00 PST

Online

Brad Paisley currently has a song entitled "Online" in which he mocks a myspace user for being someone that he is not but it's funny because it is when I am an online that I am free to be who I really...
Posted by Russell "Swabbin William Bonny" on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 10:47:00 PST

My Favorite Holiday Story

Six To Eight Black MenBy David SedarisA heartwarming tale of Christmas in a foreign land where, if you'vebeen naughty, Saint Nick and his friends give you an ass-whuppin'.I've never been much for guid...
Posted by Russell "Swabbin William Bonny" on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:05:00 PST

Omaha Shooting Tragedy

My personal connection to this incident is that my sister had gone to the Westroads planning on going to a store near Von Maur but went through a differant entrance so that she would not be tempted to...
Posted by Russell "Swabbin William Bonny" on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 07:35:00 PST

Behind the wire 112407 pt.2

Prison can be fun and interesting if you don't have to live there. Behind The Wire is the shit I see and hear. Last weekend I was at a convience store located about a hour and a half from the facility...
Posted by Russell "Swabbin William Bonny" on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 02:12:00 PST

Behind the wire 112407

Behind the wire is my collection of things that happen in prison. Yesterday I was called a "White Devil" by a scawny little white kid that claimed that he "wasn't trying to case no problems"....
Posted by Russell "Swabbin William Bonny" on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:01:00 PST

FUBAR

If you have read my profile you may have seen the like to join FUBAR.com but have asked yourself what is FUBAR? I hope this helps. 1. What is fubar?fubar is the first online pub: a place to meet peopl...
Posted by Russell "Swabbin William Bonny" on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 07:22:00 PST

More Russell-isms

1. Life is a playground and sometimes you get hurt but you still play. 2. If you are what you eat, I am a vagitarian. 3. Be bad, It feels good. 4. You're only as faithful as your options. 5. The thing...
Posted by Russell "Swabbin William Bonny" on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 05:11:00 PST

Russell-isms

Just some random shit that pops into my head. Some are stolen, some are mine. 1. Fake it until you say "fuck it". 2. Never pass up a chance to pee. 3. I like a thong you can dance to. 4. Time flies wh...
Posted by Russell "Swabbin William Bonny" on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:21:00 PST

Amber Alerts

I know that we all have seen in our bulletins messages about missing children and they ask us to repost. While I feel this is a good idea I suggest that you check the childs name with the National Cen...
Posted by Russell "Swabbin William Bonny" on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:52:00 PST