Vodka and crayons and Brian O'Driscoll.
Someone who can handle these curves, baby!
Anything and everything. Apart from that 'operatic/death-metal-fusion' shit. That makes my ears bleed.
Wayne's World; Black Beauty; Anchorman; The History Boys; Titanic; Pride and Prejudice [The Colin Buffting Firth one - Keira Knghtley can kindly jog on] BASQUAIT! 3 Casablanca. Some Like It Hot. Superbad. Y Tu Mama Tambien. Devdas and other Bollywood movies. Tristan and Isolde. Dreamgirls. Anything that gently lifts me from reality for just a few little hours...
Alan Bloody Partridge Boosh Hollyoaks BLACK BOOKS 3 Soldier Soldier [I recently acquired the boxset - the first series kills the others] Grange Hill from the 70's and 80's Documentaries on Vikings. Quizshows. Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Wuthering Heights; 1984; Brave New World; Emma; Is It Just Me or Is Everything Shit?; Paradise Lost; Anything by Enid Blyton, particularly Mallory Towers. Evelyn Waugh books; Londonstani; A Scanner Darkly; Despite Everything; Pop Cult; Atonement; Noughts and Crosses; Sons And Lovers; Carol Ann Duffy anthologies; Emily Dickinson; Michael Frayn; Huis Clos; Berkoff; Do You Doodle?; I Wish There Was Something That I Could Quit; A Riot Of Our Own; Pick Me Up Magazine [the perfect amalgamation of joy and sorrow, combined in one magazine for only 65p!] Anything by Jilly Cooper!
There's only one guy for me and that's Optimus Prime.