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Robert Was Birthed By Unicorn

About Me

I got lost in the streets of Lisbon. I never found my way back. If you have a conversation with me, it may be sensible to assume I'm someone else (with a better sense of direction). I also invented salt.
"He wore a jaunty coat of chocolate-colored velvet, with diamond buttons, and with two huge pockets which were always filled with bones, dropped there at dinner by his loving mistress."
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People I haven't met yet or people who'd like to be met over again. Though I suspect I never will love Alabama, for Alabama never seem to have no love for me.

I draw junk: .. .. .. .. ..
Robert knows lots of surrogate peeps.

My Blog

Mr. Smith goes to his inbox...

Dear Senator Sobel,    Tonight a press release has come to my attention from the Florida Library Association (the details of which are viewable here) which states that a vote has been held to cease al...
Posted by on Sat, 02 May 2009 00:54:00 GMT

I have SUPER POWERRS!

Ok so yesterday I was having a conversation about transsexuals.  Who doesn't you might ask?  Sure... sure... but right then I turn on the television and ARLEN SPECTER is a FREAKING DEMOCRAT!Coincidenc...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 20:38:00 GMT

What to get that person that has everything this year?

Why... another person, of course.The 1619 you-betcha, straight-talkin', secret aye-rab, not like us hateful bullshit scraped from the shoe of the latest election cycle is not strictly hyperbole - but ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:57:00 GMT

Sarah Palin love is Hate, ya’ll

The South - it just keeps rising.  Like Bio-Solids.
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 04:57:00 GMT

Time may change me, but I can't trace Time

I have a new facebook contact.  Well ok, a few, but anyway I love that realization that people you know from several thousands of miles away know people you know from other people several hundreds of ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 12:15:00 GMT

Ok I accept I was pissed.

But still.Go here: Newsweek, we suck at our one and only job.  Once you have a moment to understand this national press president-elect is ANTICHRIST clan rally thing, you are free to write a let...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:43:00 GMT

Virginia is for Lovers...

...of BOJANGLES!  Aaw yeah, baby!So anyway I just got back from a trip.  There were spicy cajun fillet biscuits, graveyard photography, tasty milkshakes, record shops, some other stuff...Som...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:54:00 GMT

Bumper crops

In honor of fields of robots,Of the car I do not love, but that I am with without lovingand the headlight I have just replaced like an eye in the socket of a metallic skull hewn and beat smooth by the...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:59:00 GMT

Dreamy McDream Blog and Sales Pitch.

Hatshepsuts' Donkey Home and Car Park.  That was the name of the Tourist Attraction/Animal Sanctuary/Garage that I was at in my last dream.  I blame the BBC.  Yes, it's me - of course i...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:12:00 GMT