Bruce profile picture

Bruce

Road Trip Junkie: I 3 NY ..... F L.A.

About Me

Alright I was just informed that I should probably change my profile because I haven't in about 4 years...so I will but not right now

My Interests

slow motion water balloon
..
Add to My Profile | More Videos I'd like to consider myself a Jack-of-all-trades...but master of none. If you want a small list of interests, I can do that... acting, snowboarding, juggling, card games, hand held weapons and firearms, snowboarding, rockclimbing, horseback riding, movies, pretty much all music created (with the exception of pop), snowmobiling, hiking, guitar, bass, drums, Didgeridoo, stand up comedy, writing, boxing, fixing electronics, Open mic nights, Dive bars, roadtrips, pretty much anything fun...

I'd like to meet:

Conversation and comunication is one of the things that sets humans apart from all other forms of life...maybe we should start using it intelligently.

Music:

Any and every type...but it greatly depends on my mood and the mood of everyone around. A lot of faster metalish music (Static X, Marilyn Manson, System of a Down, Rob Zombie), Incubus, Johnny Cash, Offspring(earlier stuff), Celtic music, Guster, Beethoven (and other various classical artists), Splashdown, huge fan of 70's music, and 30's jazz...George Thorogood has been a good friend of the family for years, so his music has a cool significance to it. But yeah...pretty much everything but teeny-boppin pop music

Movies:

Animusic - Pipe Dream


..
From the fist Animusic DVD. Pipe Dream has been voted one of the best 3D animation projects ever (by 3D World magazine).Metal balls fly out of PVC pipes, land on percussion and string instruments, and sound out an instrumental piece of music.

Animusic Stick_Figures


..
Just a cool little animated thing I found...Find more at Animusic.com In no particular Order 1) Reservior Dogs 2) Fight Club 3) Princess Bride 4) Indiana Jones Trilogy 5) Lord of the Rings Trilogy 6) Waking Life 7) Full Metal Jacket 8) Ghostbusters 9) True Romance 10) 5th Element 11) Sin City 12) Casablanca 13) The Maltese Falcon 14) Big Fish 15) Seven 16) Labrynth 17) Underworld 18) Star Wars (The Originals) 19) Batman (All except that shitty one with George Clooney and Arney trying to be the ice dude) 20) BraveheartIn my opinion there is no such thing as a "bad movie"... some may have bad writting or bad acting...but maybe great cinematography. There is always something to like about a movie...and if not, then you can at least make fun of it.

Television:

I'm not really much of a TV person...I think that 90% of the shows that they are producing now a days are complete crap...mind rot...if I do end up sitting down for a minute and watch something I'll usually goto The Discovery channel or something along those lines. Simpsons will always rock and Extreme Ellimination is pretty funny too.

Books:

JOB: A Comedy of Justice ***, Michael Crichton, Stephen King, a lot of philosophy, Carlos Casteneda, The Gunslinger series by Stephen King, Life of Pi

Heroes:

Batman... Indiana Jones... James Bond... my dad and uncle Sonny... Gambit...can't forget "The Duke" John Wayne :-) And Keith Richards, cause that man figured out how to cheat death (with a shitload of drugs)

My Blog

Not that anyone cares

Not that anyone really cares, but I have removed the sample chapters of the book that I’m writting for two reasons.  A) I’m in the process of editing/adding and don’t want you t...
Posted by Bruce on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:08:00 PST

PART 1

Part 1 As the rain pours down my face I hear a noise from behind me. I know for a fact it isn't good. I've felt the presence for sometime now, like a dull pubescent growing pain in the back of m...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just thought this was kinda funny

88:::::::::::888::::8888888888888888888888888 __________88888888:::::8::::::::::::::::88888888888888888888 ________888_8:::888888:::::::::::::::::::::::::88888888888__ _888 ___________88:::::88888888::...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Burnt Match Heads on Plate Glass

Burnt Match Heads on Plate Glass My heart is made of match heads. Easily excited, With a one time life span. Since the time you sparked my flame, Things will never be the same. You fueled my...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

That Little Shit Cupid

That Little Shit Cupid I've known this girl For two weeks and one, And she finally invited me to her place To have some fun. We sit on the couch, And talk about our day. Her speech affects me...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Awesome quotes

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingre...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate this fucking website

Here's the best advice I can give you... if you have nothing to say... SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH (this is mostly geared toward over indulged rap artists) I couldn't care less about how many "hoes" you a...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cloaked Personality

Cloaked Personality I have many shades to my personality. Starting with a brilliant ivory. Peaceful and tranquil. A puff of thick white smoke in the wind, Not caring where it takes me. Dig dee...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

F'in People

REMEMBER: If you are going to start reading something...read it to the end It came to me swiftly and suddenly. A crazy notion. An insane idea. Something that makes so much sense that theres n...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stupid commercials

What is it with all of the stupid shit that they put in commercials these days? You can't even goto a movie anymore with out seeing this visual garbage. Half the time you can't even tell what they a...
Posted by Bruce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST