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Mr. Andy

God knows all the words that start with 's'

About Me

I pulled a decent life out of my ass. How about that. I love everything about America, and hate everything about Americans. I am a fantasy football machine. I like to do it. My wife children are rad - It's nice to know that I'm going to have four best friends until I die.

My Interests

Asparagus, stir-fried with pork or chicken. Served with a side of red beans with tabasco sauce. Healthy & delicious, and quite sassy.

I'd like to meet:

Myself, circa 1992, so I could lay a heavy ass-beating.VIDEOS COURTESY OF PETERPHILIP (YOUTUBE)- GO PAY YOUR RESPECTS...

Music:

arcade fire, envy, explosions in the sky, appleseed cast, thrice is nice,

Movies:

little children of men, and anything that exploits gratuitous violence against young women in a realistic and disturbing manner. and anything with kevin costner.

Television:

24, lost, the office, john from cincinnati, curb your enthusiasm, flight of the conchords, entourage

Books:

palahniuk, hempel, camus, paul

Heroes:

save the cheerleader