A devote Morman with five Polish wives. I live on a Penguin ranch in Antartica with Marta, Ogarta, Barta, Yarta and Karta, our 42 children and Osama Bin Laden where i train penguins to be deadly assassin Ninjas. We do good Family things like watch episodes of party of five and 7th heaven. I like sexy times, Blue Jeans and American Disco. I grew up in a Dutch monastery as an orphan but five years ago met my father who is a one handed piano player in a whorehouse. I found out that my mother died from falling of a swing. She had no arms. I believe that feelings are just feelings because we feel them and that one day the Mormans will rule the world. Osama doesn't seem to think so. I like Marmite. People tell me that i look like George Clooney with down syndrome. I take that as compliment. I speak seven languages including Kling-on and like to play the lute. I also am a professional interprative dancer. Osama and I have created a show that tells the story of the French revolution using our bodies as a paintbrush and the stage as our canvas. My favourite colour is African yellow. I have written many books including 'The Davinci Code' and 'Hes just not that into you' but unfortunatley had to sell the rights to them to feed the penguins. I would like to one day go to Disney Land and meet the Queen of England. I'm kind of a big deal......People know me. I like to do the Cha Cha and my pretty pink nipples went to France. I like a do the Cha Cha!
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