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Dallas

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I live in Bend, but soon will be living in Great Lakes, Illinois because on April 8th I'm leaving for Navy boot camp. I am going to be a Hospital Corpsman (pronounced "coreman.") I will learn basic emergency medical procedures as well as underlying medical assisting methods. I'm a republican. I like president Bush. I'm gonna miss going to my church Westside in Bend, but sailor life is gonna be pretty great. Obviously I have a ton of Navy stuff on my Myspace page, it's because this is the biggest thing I've ever done with my life and I'm gonna take a lot of pride in it. When the novelty of being a new sailor wears off perhaps then I'll bring back the old stuff. Until then you may consider me a tool, but unless you outrank me, I don't give a shit. Please think about me while in boot camp. Write to me as often as you can, even if I don't know you that well. I will have Katie log on to my Myspace and print off your letters. Seriously, it will be my only entertainment while I'm in boot camp. Thank you everyone. -HM Recruit Arney.Take the quiz:
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Ford Powerstroke
F-550 with 400+ horsepower
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I'd like to meet:

A hot fellow corpsman. Dark hair and skinny.

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Navy Joke

Which branch of the military is best?A soldier, a marine, and an airman got into a fight about which service is best. The fight was so heated, that they killed each other.Soon, they found themselves i...
Posted by Dallas on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 09:46:00 PST

Mistakes Women Make in Bed (not PG)

1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is ...
Posted by Dallas on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:36:00 PST

Manly Drinking

If you're a man aged anywhere from  21  to  35,   I've got some sobering news for you. Your Grandmother is a bett...
Posted by Dallas on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:32:00 PST

Man Laws

Body: The International Council of Man Laws, Ltd. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following Circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog...
Posted by Dallas on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:08:00 PST