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The End Orphan

I am here for Friends

About Me

This probably sums me up better than I could have myself. My score on The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test :
Snuffleupagus
(You scored 52% Organization, 61% abstract, and 61% extroverted!)
You are both somewhat organized. You have a good idea where you put things and you probably keep your place reasonably clean. You aren't totally obsessed with neatness though. Alloyius Snuffleupagus (and all Snuffleupagus') is not sloppy by nature, but he moves so incredibly slowly that it is impossible for him to be totally organized. You both are about equally concrete and abstract thinkers. You have a good balance in your life. You know when to be logical at times, but you also aren't afraid to explore your dreams and desires... within limits of course. Snuffy generally has very basic interests, but he explores his abstract sensitive side when he plays his snuffleflute. You both are somewhat introverted. Originally Snuffleupagus was very shy and was only Big Bird's invisible friend. However as he has aged he has started to build new friendships with new characters. Like Snuffy, you probably like to have some time to yourself. However, you do appreciate spending time with your friends, and you aren't scared of social situations. )

My Interests

Movies, Music (listening, writing,& playing), Poetry (reading & writing), Art (admiring, creating), Snakes, Nature, Science and Technolgy, Disc Golf, Flowers (Orchids, Poppies, Bleeding Hearts, Cala Lilies, Sweet Peas, Queen Annes Lace are some faves) Anatomy & Physiology, Medicine & Toxicology, Video Games (especially retro gaming...Got an old PC set up just for my emulators), Computers, Reading, Daydreaming, Food, Coffee (lots and lots of coffee), Wine, Beer, Thrift Store Shopping, etc.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't suck. This means interesting and intelligent people. Therefore boring imbeciles need not apply. People that arent Fem-Bots. Curse those things for making me think a real person might have wanted to be my friend. I refuse to help raise your web-slut status. I hope you contract gonnasyphaherpilitis. People that arent wretched bands desperate for anyone to listen to them. If you had any talent I would have discovered you on my own. I enjoy seeking out obscure music. So get good and you may make your way onto my iPod someday. There...My mini tirade is over. If you werent of the groups under attack from my bitter words of discontent...Then please... Proceed to send a friend request.

Music:

NIRVANA!!!! OK...Now that thats outta the way. 7 Year Bitch, 16 Volt, ABBA (I am not ashamed), Ace of Bass (still not ashamed and I wont be ashamed when I get to The Cardigans either...I have a weakness for Swedish pop...So there.), Add N to X, Alice in Chains, And One, ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, Android Lust, Antigen Shift, Fiona Apple, Audioslave, Ayria, Bad Religion, The Baldwin Brothers, The Beastie Boys, Beat Happening, The Beatles, Beck, Bikini Kill, Bjork, The Black Keys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Bob Dylan, The Breeders, Bush, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Candlebox, Carina Round, Censor, Chiasm, Chris Cornell, Cibo Matto, Covenant, Creedance Clearwater Revival, The Crystal Method, The Dandy Warhols, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Diet, Dinosaur Jr., The Dresden Dolls, Eels, Einsturzende Neubauten, Electric Six, Elliott Smith, Elvis Costello, Elysian Fields, The Faint, Filter, Fischerspooner, Fleming & John, Flesh Field, Flipper, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Fugazi, Funker Vogt, Garbage, Gary Numan, Genitorturers, Girls Against Boys, Gorillaz, Grendel, Helium, Hum, Human Waste Project, Imperative Reaction, Janes Addiction, The Jazz June, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, Koop, Kidneythieves, Kraftwerk, L7, Ladytron, Lead Belly, Led Zeppelin, Lo Fidelity Allstars, Lovage, Mad Season, Massive Attack, Meat Beat Manifesto, Meat Puppets, Meg Lee Chin, The Melvins, Mewithoutyou, Mindless Self Indulgence, Mira, Mirah, Moby, Modest Mouse, Morphine, Motor, Mouse on Mars, Mudhoney, My Latex Brain, Neil Young, Nina Nastasia, Nine Inch Nails, Novakill, Oasis, Pavement, Parliament, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Pizzicato Five, PJ Harvey, Pneumatic Detach, The Polyphonic Spree, Poe, Portishead, Primus, Prince, The Prodigy, The Raconteurs, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Scratch Acid, Screaming Trees, Sigur Ros, Silverchair, Skinny Puppy, Smashing Pumpkins, Sneaker Pimps, Sonic Youth, Soul Asylum, Soundgarden, Sponge, Squarepusher, Stabbing Westward, Stone Temple Pilots, Synapscape, Talking Heads, Temple of the Dog, The Toadies, Tom Waits, Tool, Urge Overkill, The Vaselines, The Velvet Underground, Veruca Salt, The Verve Pipe, Violent Femmes, Weezer, The White Stripes, White Zombie, Wipers, Uncle Tupelo, Ween, Wilco, Zwan...There are more but this has gone on long enough.

Movies:

An incomplete list but here it goes...12 Monkeys, 28 Days Later, 40 Year Old Virgin, 300, 1991 The Year Punk Broke, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Adaptation, Akira, Alien (all of them), Amelie, American Beauty, American History X, Apocolypse Now, Army of Darkness, A.I., Babel, Batman (all but Batman & Robbin), The Beach, Benny & Joon, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Bill & Teds Ecellent Adventure & Bogus Journey, Billy Madison, Blade (yes...all of them), Blood the Last Vampire, Blue Velvet, Boondock Saints, Braveheart, Bubba Ho-Tep, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, Chasing Amy, The Cider House Rules, Clerks 1 & 2, A Clockwork Orange, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, The Dark Crystal, Dawn of the Dead (original & remake), Dazed & Confused, Dead Alive, Death to Smoochy, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Bram Stokers Dracula, Drugstore Cowboy, Dummy, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Election, Empire Records, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Eyes Wide Shut, Fargo, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The 5th Element, Fight Club, From Dusk Til Dawn, From Hell, Full Metal Jacket, Gangs of New York, Ghost in the Shell 1 & 2, Ghost World, The Goonies, The Green Mile, Gremlins 1 & 2, Groove, Grosse Point Blank, Gummo, Hackers, Happy Feet, Happy Gilmore, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Harry Potter quadrilogy, Heathers, Hero, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, House of Flying Daggers, Hype, Interview With the Vampire, Iron Monkey, The Island, The Italian Job, The Jacket, Jarhead, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Labyrinth, Last Days, Leaving Las Vegas, Legend, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, Lock Stock & 2 Smokin Barrels, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Lost Highway, Lost in Translation, Love & a .45, The Machinist, Magnolia, Mallrats, March of the Penguins, The Matrix (pretty much just the 1st one), Maverick, Millers Crossing, Minority Report, (everything)Monty Python, Mullholland Dr., Napolean Dynamite, Natural Born Killers, The Neverending Story, Ninja Scroll, Nirvana Live Tonite Sold Out, Novocaine, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Oceans 11, Office Space, Oldboy, Pleasantville, Platoon, Predator, The Princess Bride, Princess Mononoke, Pulp Fiction, Punch Drunk Love, Resident Evil, Reservoir Dogs, The Ring, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Rules of Attraction, Rushmore, Saved, Saving Private Ryan, Schindlers List, Se7en, Singles, Sling Blade, The Shining, The Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, Sleepy Hollow, Snatch, So I Married an Axe Murder, Spaceballs, This is Spinal Tap, Spirited Away, Spun, Starship Troopers, Summer of Sam, Tank Girl, Tombstone, Trainspotting, Twin Peaks FWWM, Underworld 1 & 2, U-Turn, Vampire Hunter D 1 & 2, Vanilla Sky, Very Bad Things, The Virgin Suicides, Waiting for Guffman, Waynes World 1 & 2, We Were Soldiers, Wedding Crashers, The Wedding Singer, Weird Science, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape, Willow, X-Men 2 (1 & 3 a little less), and a crapload more I forgot to mention.

Television:

Just going by stuff thats still on...Dexter, Mythbusters, Weeds, Man vs. Wild, Any and all snake specials, Most wildlife/science specials in general, G4TV is great, The Deadliest Catch (makes me REALLY appreciate my crab), Jeopardy and Conan O'Brien when I feel like movin away from cable. The Family Guy and South Park when I feel like something animated...Used to be The Simpsons like 3 times a day but sadly theyve grown stale in the later seasons. Adult Swim and any other random interesting thing that comes on.

Books:

Mostly medical textbooks. Medicine, Anatomy, Toxicology, Physiology, Biology. Anything by the beat generation authors. Snake and nature books. Snakes of the Agkistrodon Complex AKA. "The Big Green Bible". Got some art books and some orchid books and some random cool books etc. etc. These lists could just go on and on it seems.

Heroes:

ALTON BROWN!!!! Unfortunately most of them are fictional or deceased. e.g. V, Tyler Durden, Batman, Nikola Tesla, Albert Einstein "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." my favorite quote of his. Thomas Jefferson, Samuel Adams, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, Mohandas Ghandi, Martin Luther King Jr., Che Guevera, Picasso, Van Gogh, Da Vinci, Klimt, Mucha, James Joyce, William Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Allen Ginsberg, etc. etc. etc. as for those still living...All I have are the fore mentioned Mr. Brown, Bill Haast and Jeff Corwin...NOT that inferior Steve Irwin. Don't get me wrong...His love for animals and the good he did for them is irrefutable, but he was a horrible role model. Just telling kids not to do what you're doing isn't enough. Lead by example and use proper tools and handling protocol. I'm an ex hot herp keeper and I wouldn't dream of free handling anything venomous. To do it on national TV is unforgiveable. Especially when so many children idolize you. There are more living I look up to, but not as heroes.

My Blog

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Posted by The End Orphan on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:54:00 PST

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Posted by The End Orphan on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:22:00 PST

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