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¤LIL BEHBII¤[MAY 30TH, 4 PM:I'M DUN]

If u gotta muhfuckin prblm, don't b sayin small shit & lookin @ me & shit lyke sutn iz wrong

About Me

..Weelll, y'all...1st of all, if u kno u on my badd side or u have wut it takez 2 get thr, den kick rockz. I'm kool when I want, real rude when I hafta b. I can't STAND no hatin ass ppl; I aint got patience 4 dat shit! LOL. Mosta da tyme, tho, I b jokin around, actin krazy...I luv 2 laugh, & I luv funny ppl. I go 2 a "smart skool", but it don't really define ME(othr den da fact dat I'm smart) cuz I'm krazy and all my ppl krazy, so it'z all real.I'ma b me regardless, so...yeah. I'm real small, and I alwayz get mistaken 4 a youngr gurl, but naw. I'm about 5' 3", real petite, cute BROWN SKIN,thick n da rite placez (LOL, otherwyze, slender), got a nice amount of hair, cute face & feet...LOL...prtty nice! NEwayz, I juss wanna b kool...if u try 2 get along w/ me den it'z gon happen, 4 real; u wanna hate me or talk reckless (esp. if u spozed 2 b a "friend"), den I'ma SET IT OFF lyke Straffe. Basically, b real kool w/ me & I'll b kool witchoo. One thang bout me is dat I admit when I'm wrong;real ppl do da same. Real tlk, I aint w/ dat SELLIN-OUT shit, so if u bout dat BS, back up.****On a grown woman note, it'z 2008...dass grad year (AYYYY!LOL), & after dat I'm off 2 college. I'll b n Tallahassee attendin Florida A&M University (FAMU) in the fall...I'm dyin 2 leave rite now!!!! My major will b Sociology, my minor Pre-Law, and my career goal is 2 b a legal-aid/civil rights lawyer who helpz ppl who DON'T hav a lotta $$$$ get a good lawyer, as well as paying clientz. I wanna specialize in child support, discrimination, ex-felon assistance, and welfare-to-work cases. Also wanna get n2 modeling, dancing, & other organizations in college; look out 4 me!(chek my blog 4 more)****..
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My Interests

my phone, stepping, dancing {I do this WELL}, shoppin, $$$$, cool ppl, muzik, partiez/dancez/clubz {NEwherre where it'z fun}, my future car {Altima, or NEthng old-skool}...college (FAMU!), gettin my career going successfully & makin dat $$$$ (I luv it!)...oh, & REAL NIGGAZ who recognize a GR8 LADY. Also MODELING, whch is somethin I RLLY wanna pursue in college...good luck 2 me, LOL!

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I wanna meet Nas, Beyonce, Cam, Juelz, JR, T.I., Missy, Khia, Eve, Snoop, Wayne, Plies, Boosie, Webbie, Remy Ma, Mary J, Nia Long...all kindza pplI also wanna meet dat nigga who is a friend & more, but is a real nigga 1st. I mean a nigga who ain't bout dem games or tryna put up a 4ront, & KNOWZ HOW 2 GIMME DA TYME & ATTENTION DAT I NEED! Dat will b da 1 who don't hold back wit me, so I won't hold back on him. He'll find me sum day & make me happy alwayz. Till den...fuck u footdraggn, braindead niggaz who don't even realize how badd I am, LOL!..

Music:

rap, hip-hop, R&B, soul, and neva 4get dat old-skool hip-hop/R&B {raw stuff}, underground hip-hop/rap, gospel. I lyke new stuff, but I LUV shit 4rm da 90s & early 2000s dat came out wen I wuz yungr :)
Relationship Status SINGLE & NOT WANTN DAT STRESS! 4REAL!
When's your birthday? in mid-August
Do you have a cell phone? Yeh-yeh, got dat Cingular/AT&T {I pay 4 it, and it'z a plan!}
Do you have loyal friends? A close bunch
Do you know any loyal boys? Probly not; kno a lotta dogs tho
Do you have a big imagination? Oh yeah, LOL...but sumtymes it'z da reazon y I blow stuff outta proportion...it makes me assume a lot, but it occupies me othrwyze
What's your favorite color? green, red,& gold r da top 3, den pink, blue, etc.
Who's your fave cartoon/animated character? Princess Jasmine, of course! She's da REAL princess & all dem othr whack females r perpetrators! {And krazy-ass SpongeBob and Patrick, of course!}
What performers do you think are lame? AfroMan, E-40 {naw, he borderlyne}, Danity Kane {trash, Xcept 4 lyke 3 songz}, Rihanna, Eminem, Chingy, Kia Shine...
Do you have a car? No!!!! :( Unfortunately...LOL
What is your dream car? a thug-misses Caddy... {I could Dscribe it n Dtail...}; or my Altima...or NE nice new-skool car
Are you a daydreamer? Oh YES...I do it 2 much
Where do you work? McD'z (H8 IT!!!!)
What is 1 thing that everybody else can do that you can't? fold my tongue up {I ain't got da genez 4 it! Tru story!}; & I can't do a split YET, but I will 1 day & den u broke-dwn females n da club r RLLY gon b mad! LOL
What thing do u wanna buy when u have da $$$$ 4 it? car, clothes, shoes...yadda-yadda
What subjects do you hate in school? math, science...history is OK
What's your fave soda? Sprite
What's your pants size? 5-6, very small 7'z {smaller sizes n Dickies}
What's 1 of your best talents? dancing {I tear it up, fuh sho! U don't even c it comin, bruh}
What is 1 unknown fact about you {to most people}? I have 2 middle names {Cherise and Renee}
What are 2 very strange facts about you? I uzed 2 lyke 2 eat lotion wen I wuz real little {it wuz nasty, but I kept doin it}; jus about evrythng, LOL
What are some of your most overused words/phrases? LOL, LMAO, Strait kill!/Strait murrrda! {inside joke}, mah badd!
Have you ever been in love? Long tyme ago...ain't doin dat again no tyme soon!
Do you like to kiss? Kiss & tell? Nah...LOL
Do you have a "love interest" at the time? Nah
Do you like to eat? Yeah, but u can't tell until u c me eat
What are some of the things you hate? fake ppl;ppl who turn on u when shit don't go they way;2-faced ppl;hatin muhfukaz, esp. those who do it 4 no reazon otha than I exist;lyin niggaz...a whole buncha shit irkz me
Do you hate anybody? I have da potential & I've hated plenty ppl...so yeah, but aftr a long tyme it jus wears off prtty mch...but it takez a LONG tyme; tryna wrk on dat
Do you want to have kids? Yeah, but I need more yearz & patience 1st
Do you want to get married? Yeah, but not NOOOOOO tyme soon! I plan on it mid-thirties to early forties! 4 REAL!

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Movies:

Friday {and the sequels, but da 1st 1 is da best!}, All About The Benjamins, ATL, Uptown Girls, Drumline, U Got Served, Stomp The Yard, A Bronx Tale, Paid In Full, Last Holiday, Barber Shop (da 1st 1), Head Of State, The Color Purple, The Pursuit of Happiness, Disturbia, all da Chucky & Mike Meyers moviez,LOL...a whole bunch more I can't rememba; The Client, The Pelican Brief, First Sunday, Perfect Holiday, Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (EXCELLENT!), Boyz N Da Hood, Don't Be A Menace..., I Am Legend, Why Did I Get Married?

Television:

all typez a stuf... jus not gay-ass wrestling or punk-ass, colorblind BET muzik videos w/ all dem broke-dwn hoes who can't dance worth a lick (*eye roll*)...I can barely fuck w/ muzik videos wen it'z a song I rlly lyke. LOL. But my fave channels r BET (othr good stuff comes on), VH1, TV-One, Lifetime, LMN (Lifetime Movie Network), & Disney

Books:

all typez...esp. Black books, esp. the ones by Sista Souljah, Zane, Eric Jerome Dickey, & Omar Tyree}, "The Autobiography of Malcolm X" (best damn non-fiction book EVER! Get ur mind RITE & read it!)...I also lyke mystery books (I'll fuck w/ sum Nancy Drew, str8 up!)

Heroes:

hmmm...Malcolm X for one...NEbdy Black (esp. da ladies) who's makin dat $$$$ & not takin no shit, LOL

My Blog

How I’m Feelin....

*sigh* Jus feelin a lil dwn rite now...esp. aftr a conversation I had 2day w/ smbdy. I'm jus not feelin luvd or appreciated or considered rite now...I jus feel rejected, dejected, & ignored. I thn...
Posted by ¤LIL BEHBII¤[MAY 30TH, 4 PM:I'M DUN] on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:51:00 PST

Jasmine says:

Jasmine says: GET OFF MY JOCK, HO!!!! LOL Don't worry bout me or wut I do...quit keepin tabs on me. It's a shame how deez females r, when Khia told u 2 stop trustin niggaz a long tyme ago...get ...
Posted by ¤LIL BEHBII¤[MAY 30TH, 4 PM:I'M DUN] on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:38:00 PST

U Kno Wut??

U kno wut?? Niggaz get on my NERVES!! I jus b feelin lyke cuttn em ALL off & jus stayin single & not gettn overly-involved w/ nbdy. Thoze r my current feelinz; I jus feel lyke gettn rid of all da wor...
Posted by ¤LIL BEHBII¤[MAY 30TH, 4 PM:I'M DUN] on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:28:00 PST

RATTLERS!WHOOO!

Well...still makin thoze important stepz 2wards gettin my scholarshp;jus w8n 4 Orientation durin da summer.I'm meetin goo-gobs (LOL)of new frnds @ FAMU ALL DA TYME on Facebk,& they r ALL VRY NICE & HE...
Posted by ¤LIL BEHBII¤[MAY 30TH, 4 PM:I'M DUN] on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:49:00 PST

A Little Somethin...

Jus sum thngz on my mind...in such a backwardz society It's OK...to be 100% BLACK and to LOVE IT It's OK...to be STRAIGHT and to LOVE the OPPOSITE SEX It's OK...to have BIG HIPS, not big HIP...
Posted by ¤LIL BEHBII¤[MAY 30TH, 4 PM:I'M DUN] on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:38:00 PST

F.L.A.W. (from Facebook)

I jus read smbdy'z note dat they wrote bout FLAW ppl who uzed 2 b friendz (it wuz prtty touching, 2)...& it reminded me of a conversation I wuz havin w/ my boo las nyte on da fone. He told me, lyk...
Posted by ¤LIL BEHBII¤[MAY 30TH, 4 PM:I'M DUN] on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:56:00 PST

Check out this video: SCP Multicultural Jamaican Dance 2007

Check out this video: SCP Multicultural Jamaican Dance 2007 Add to My Profile | More VideosCheck out da '07 & '08 Stanton Ladiez & Men kill dat '07 Multicultural Extravaganza Jamaican Danc...
Posted by ¤LIL BEHBII¤[MAY 30TH, 4 PM:I'M DUN] on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:50:00 PST

More Thoughtz...

Well, I'm prtty pleezed w/ myslf rite now...lookz lyke all my hard wrk & STRESS & seemingly wasted tyme @ Stanton, keepin up my 3.5 GPA, is FINALLY payin off!!!! I qualify 4 da Distinguished S...
Posted by ¤LIL BEHBII¤[MAY 30TH, 4 PM:I'M DUN] on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:23:00 PST

99 PRBLMZ...(pt. 2)

Well...now he'z mad @ me bout YET anothr thng...*GRRRR!!!!* He'z pissn me OFF!!!! I'm mad @ him & not wantn 2 even kall him & deal w/ his hostile attitude 2day...I jus went 2 Regency Mall (4 d...
Posted by ¤LIL BEHBII¤[MAY 30TH, 4 PM:I'M DUN] on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:28:00 PST

99 PRBLMZ...

Well...evrythng is not goin how I wantd it 2 go, & I'm NOT hppy. I'ma kill smbdy if I don't get a new fone soon, bc my fone is meltin & bout 2 brk n half. I'm TYED a dat shit 4 real. Evn mor, ...
Posted by ¤LIL BEHBII¤[MAY 30TH, 4 PM:I'M DUN] on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:02:00 PST