lars

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a gnome living in Albany, NY. Previously I lived in the center of the earth mining precious jewels. I love chillin' in the backyard with a couple of ladies and some brews. I also like going to local punk shows at Valentines or wherever the music may take me. I'm really good at backgammon and beer pong. Ladies, I can never be "settled down" but you're welcome to try.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other dead sexy gnomes.

My Blog

A Gnome Sized hoodie

Now wouldn't that be nice. But hell no the GAP doesn't think that would sell so here I am freezing my tiny flat ass out here in the garden. Maybe if they cut down to only two million "skin...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 16:03:00 GMT

I hate that my pants are painted on me

Wearing underwear on the outside just feels silly.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 17:39:00 GMT