the intruders (part two) |
I rolled off of him and hunched on the ground. I sat there for a few moments, steadying my breathing and allowing the reality of what I had just done to set in. Eventually, my thoughts returned to the...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:40:00 GMT |
column- me |
AFTER 10 YEARS OF DOING THIS COLUMN, MY WRITING HAS GOTTEN MUCH GOODERAs you get older, birthdays become rather bittersweet, but this ones actually pretty cool.You see, this is sort of my 10th annive...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:11:00 GMT |
the intruders |
It was a little after 10 at night when I first heard the scuffling outside of the cabin. I tensed up in my chair and immediately switched off the television. Without the dron...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:20:00 GMT |
A Brief Best Of 2008 |
When were talking about the best records of the year, the only position that really matters is #1. Anything after that is merely worth mentioning. So, here is the best record of the year, follow...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 21:54:00 GMT |
column- christmas |
"Ho, Ho, Ho," Said Santa When He Visited The Set Of "The Hills"
For those who only know me through this column, the following statement will likely shock you more than anything else you've rea...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 09:40:00 GMT |
Pumpkins "Today" Would Feel Profoundly Relevant If Not For The "I Want To Turn You On" Part |
For the past 8 years, I have actively and vocally despised and degraded my own country. I have not been proud to be an American, and no flag-waving country song could stir my heart or move m...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 10:27:00 GMT |
column- election |
DECISION '08: MAKE ONE
Sarah Palin.
I'm told that whenever you're about to discuss something important, it's always best to lead with a joke. Now that we've got that out of the way, let's get...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:16:00 GMT |
This Will Quell My Anger Until I Finish My Column |
Someone posted this as a bulletin, and I had to share it. I'd need a year to correct everything about this statement that is wrong, and the election will be over by then, so I'll save my breath. I'll ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 05:07:00 GMT |
I don’t know what this is called yet |
I am not a great writer.
Be aware, I fully realize that sta...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 06:50:00 GMT |
column- winehouse |
AMY WINEHOUSE ISN'T IMPORTANTNO, NO, NO
Amy Winehouse is a critically acclaimed multiple Grammy winner whose sultry and brazenly rebellious songs have embedded her in Pop charts and Pop hearts world...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:11:00 GMT |
