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Tacos and Sodomy

would you fuck a zombie??!

About Me

gotta have muh quote nigga's ... ::clears throat:: a Wise man once said "Dude, Howard Jones.. is not cool. He never has been, he never will be. And Killswitch Engage has nothing to do with killing.. or engaging switches.. rendering the name, and the band.. useless!" Hanz van Roffenzburg
FUCKING WATCH THIS, PAUSE GONZO, AND WATCH. this is why we like linus best.

AND THIS! the great fucking dolemite!!
i thought having a regular myspace was gay.. so i made a music myspace, so now i record and put crappy side project music up!! wait!......

OCCUPATION::bounty hunter by day...stripper by night, ytiac is my accomplice!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/19/2006
Band Members: -yours truly - guitar, drum programming

-AND JOHN GRIFFIN FROM MARIETTA GUEST STAR FOR LOVE COMPARTMENT. THE AWARD WINNING NOISE PROJECT FROM TACO BOY AND GRAVY SHITTER. Free

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: richard
Birthday: 2 7 89
Birthplace: nashville
Current Location: senoia
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: auburn
Height: like 6 feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: ..
The Shoes You Wore Today: muh nike's!!
Your Weakness: death
Your Fears: your face
Your Perfect Pizza: those ones that dont suck
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: destroy the local music scene/get signed to relapse
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol.. haha.. i dunno, who gives a fucking fuck?!
Thoughts First Waking Up: gotta go jam!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my shoes
Your Bedtime: when im tired.....?
Your Most Missed Memory: this survey think looked cool at first, but doubt is beginning to sink in
Pepsi or Coke: coke in the bottle.. pepsi from the fountain... maybe the other way around
MacDonalds or Burger King: WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THIS DECISION WILL AFFECT THE REST OF MY LIFE???!!! AHHHHHhHhHHhhHhhhhH!!!!!
Single or Group Dates: whatever is convenient.. did i spell that right?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both fucking sick.. ARIZONA, BITCH NIGGA!
Chocolate or Vanilla: i dunno.. too much sugar
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH
Do you Smoke: yep
Do you Swear: fuck yea!
Do you Sing: well.. ill "sing" along to some cannibal corpse :)
Do you Shower Daily: gross if anyone said no
Have you Been in Love: love= DEATH! but yea i guess i have
Do you want to go to College: music college! face it, musicians are more fun, plus regular school blows dogs for quarters
Do you want to get Married: not any fuckin time soon
Do you belive in yourself: only when inspirational music is playing in the background
Do you get Motion Sickness: maybe at like 160
Do you think you are Attractive: im not bad!
Are you a Health Freak: (scroll up to the "Do you Smoke:" section)
Do you get along with your Parents: for the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah!
Do you play an Instrument: FUCK YEAH!!! guitar bass drums, and i really want to play violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: maybe
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope, pot is NOT a drug. you want to argue? come and fucking get some:D
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i swear.. if i see one more brat little kid on that fucking escalator ill kill them myself before the escalator does!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yep
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope.. soon to be though!
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: i could have sworn a question very similiar to this has arose atleast twice so far.
Ever been called a Tease: ...every day
Ever been Beaten up: cant say that i have
Ever Shoplifted: probably something or rather
How do you want to Die: whatever works.. as long as its fucking BROOTAL!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a guitar god
What country would you most like to Visit: all of them!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever looks best on the given girl
Favourite Hair Color: i dunno.. all of them! or like.. red
Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl
Height: who cares as long as shes hot?!
Weight: not really tiny, and not really fat
Best Clothing Style: skin
Number of Drugs I have taken: just cant be a crackhead
Number of CDs I own: uhh... I?? i thought this was about girls from favourite eye color down?! as many as possible/i own like 10 or something, i gotz itunes!
Number of Piercings: doesnt matter, i like piercings
Number of Tattoos: doesnt matter as long as they look good
Number of things in my Past I Regret: depends on what they are.. fuckin A!! im done!!

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Influences: gore, death, destruction, chaos, fucked up shit, anything worthy of being influenced by that i didnt mention, DEATH OF GOD!!, sex, and last but not least.. drugs, now for music...

hate eternal, lays potato chips, beavis and butthead(best music critics in the history of existence!!), decrepit monolith(most Brootal band EVER!)origin, nile, brain drill, primus, carcass, myrksgog, cephalic carnage, aborted, morbid angel, 1349, zyklon, behemoth, exhumed, brownsville station.. haha, berzerker, cannibal corpse, gorerotted, gorgasm, anata, death, cryptopsy, decapitated, deicide, dying fetus, emperor, motorhead, necrophagist, obituary, slayer, all my band members... and and good music in general.
Sounds Like: some crazy shit

Type of Label: None