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Derek

About Me

My attention span isn't very

My Interests

Birch Bay, fifth gear, manageable difficulty, history, romanticism, heritage, archaeology, partly-cloudy weather, fatalism, not knowing how to get home, aged photographs and books, spontaneity, trespassing, discovery, painfully daring acrobatics, being frightened to certain extents, irony, graffiti, cultural dynamics, scripture, public property, mathematics in whatever limited capacities I can understand

Music:

The Shins, Matt Coleman, Regina Spektor, Iron and Wine, The Mountain Goats, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Fiona Apple, Apocalyptica, Amos Lee, Kaki King, Feist, Save Ferris, Calexico, Matisyahu, Rilo Kiley, Hobo Jazz, The Bens, Jon Harvey, Queen, Fats Domino, Eva Cassidy, Jack Johnson, Coldplay, Matt Nathanson, Yann Tiersen, Limozeen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Long Winters, Thievery Corporation, Koichi Sugiyama, Ben Harper, Ella Fitzgerald, Monty Python, Danny Elfman, No Doubt, Dar Williams, Aimee Mann, The Cure, Koji Kondo, Fats Waller, Iron Horse, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ben Gibbard, Polyphonic Spree, Jenny Lewis, Bernard Fanning, Richard Cheese, Hans Zimmer, Tenacious D, Norah Jones, DeVotchka, Sufjan Stevens

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Stranger Than Fiction, Little Miss Sunshine, Moulin Rouge, Eight-Legged Freaks, Monty Python and the Life of Brian, Finding Neverland, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Snakes on a Plane, The Princess Bride, The Naked Gun, Airplane!, Star Wars: the Empire Strikes Back, The Wedding Singer, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, History of the World Part I, the Emperor's New Groove, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, As Good As it Gets, The Royal Tenenbaums, Cannibal! the Musical, , The Six-String Samurai, Requiem for a Dream, That Thing You Do!, 300

Television:

Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Arrested Development, House, Scrubs, Family Guy, Myth Busters

Books:

The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, Fear Nothing, Watchers, Brave New World, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Lord of the Flies, Waiting for Godot, Cat's Cradle, Where the Red Fern Grows, The Stranger, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, the Phantom Tollbooth, The Photo Book, Invisible Monsters, Calvin and Hobbes, The Far Side

My Blog

Something Marginally More Personal, Volume I

              Something I've been thinking about over the past week:I used to say a long while ago that my mom "passed away" but now instead...
Posted by Derek on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 04:21:00 PST

The Sort of Crap I Think About at Three in the Morning, Part I

What if some unanimous decision was made prior to the formation of our universe to purposefully eradicate (via the "Big Bang") whatever remained of a theoretical previous universe in order to scientif...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:48:00 PST

Registentionalism

Maybe you should cut your own hair'Cause that can be so funnyI should've anticipated to whom it'd be funny before TEST HER THEORY! overrode my awareness of the prospective implications of an unspoken ...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:24:00 PST

Girl Gotta Check Herself B'fore She Wreck Herself

I recently saw this on a Canadian website dedicated to "helping the homeless":Well, with an attitude like that......
Posted by Derek on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:22:00 PST

Old English

I haven't done much lately that's creative because of how busy I've been.  Writing more of that dichotomy in interests would be paradoxical so, instead, a short treatise regarding sociocultural l...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:56:00 PST

The Science of Sleep

I dreamt a few nights ago that I'd received a suitcase -- the sort upon which no bare surface peeks out from behind layers of destination-themed stickers -- stuffed with somewhat crumpled letters addr...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:47:00 PST

Paradoxes Inherent to Death

Evergreen Cemetary.  Signs posted around a centuries-old cemetary in Riverside indicate with cute progress bars as to how restoration is proceeding and are captioned: "INVESTING IN OUR FUTURE."Th...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST

I'm Going to Texas to Ask a Bunch of People What's Up

http://www.geostationarybananaovertexas.com/en.html"Hey.&nbs p; What would you do if you had a million dollars?""Haven't you...alright.  Call me crazy, here, but haven't you ever wanted to just pu...
Posted by Derek on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:13:00 PST

Us

What sucks most about my car having been broken into isn't that my stereo (with CD ironically labeled "This Probably Won't Make Sense Tomorrow Morning") was taken or that the contents of my glove comp...
Posted by Derek on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:04:00 PST

The Sort of Crap I Think About While Traipsing the Desert, Part I

(Semi-related: my pass to Joshua Tree National Park is valid through next Sunday.  Hey -- anyone want to go to Joshua Tree National Park this weekend?)1.  If I've ever a studio or any storef...
Posted by Derek on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 12:32:00 PST