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Emily

I'm not a baby. I'm a tumor.

About Me

I wasn't really looking for some more than
some company on the dance floor
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My Interests

movies, cats, horror movies, New York City, classic movies, traveling, movies, tomatoes, studying for the GRE, mayostard...movies

I'd like to meet:

Cat-lovers, movie-lovers, bike riders, knight riders. The patron saint of quality footwear.
"Befriending new people can lead to having sex with your children...accidentally." -Jerri Blank

Music:

Sonic Youth, The Smiths, The Knife, Bjork, Radiohead, Broadcast, Stereolab, The Beatles, TV On The Radio, The Pixies, Joy Division, Ted Leo and The Pharmacists, Misfits, Bad Brains, X, Billie Holiday, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Cat Power, Patsy Cline, The Jam, The Cramps, T-Rex, Spoon, The Meteors, Miss Kittin, Goldfrapp, LCD Soundsystem

Movies:

There Will Be Blood, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hot Fuzz, The Descent, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Dead Alive, Hitchcock, Heavenly Creatures, Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (2004), The 400 Blows, La Dolce Vita, All About Eve, Romie and Michelle's High School Reunion, Kill Bill, Singin' In The Rain, My Fair Lady

Television:

Weeds, Dexter, Strangers With Candy, Wonder Showzen, The State, Kids In The Hall, Mr. Show, Freaks and Geeks

Books:

Organic Chemistry 8th Edition, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, 100 Years of Solitude

Heroes:

Buster Keaton, Catwoman, Batman, Stephen Colbert, Audrey Hepburn, Netflix, your mom

My Blog

Dear diary, I'm sorry for all those hateful racist things I said about you

You dirty, dirty jew diary.
Posted by Emily on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:24:00 PST

Packing a Musket

By Jerri BlankWhen ya work from your homeand Johns call you on the phoneyou're a call girlWhen ya walk 'til ya limpand give a cut to a pimpyou're a street whoreWhen they're beggin' ya pleaseto get dow...
Posted by Emily on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:34:00 PST

Syphilis

Historically syphilis is right up there with Germans. It wiped out the Romanovs, decimated our fleet at Pearl Harbor and, of course, Fidel Castro impersonated Marilyn Monroe and gave President Kennedy...
Posted by Emily on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:23:00 PST