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Moonshine

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Terribly good-looking, lazy, messy, silly, tall, and I enjoy dirty jokes and good food.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Funny, smart, genuine, enigmatic people. With INTEGRITY.
Famous People: Bill Clinton. Amy Sedaris & go to one of her parties. It would be pretty cool to hang out with Woody Harrleson or Amy Poehler, or to dance with Christopher Walken.

Be in the mullet montage!


My Blog

If I ever got a tattoo...

Look at the piggy's whiskers!:My favorite:Don't look at this page if you don't want to see pigs with tattoos:www.lostateminor.com/.../..06/tattooed-pigs-3.jpgI probably won't ever get one, but won't s...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Aug 2009 15:54:00 GMT

I gots worms

I'm going to try and do this under Chris's kitchen sink.http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/19/garden/19worms.h...An increasing number of New Yorkers have been taking up the challenge of turning their frui...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 12:37:00 GMT

Sturgeon Dodgin

So, in what cases am I allowed to legally shoot a M-Fer?If a guy B & E's my backdoor (of my house) and comes in, I could shoot him?In my dream, I had a new neighbor of whom I found detestable. He ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 15:00:00 GMT

Naming my car

So what should I name my '98 Toyota Corolla? For some reason I've been leaning towards names that start with "P" or "L" because she's purple, or according to the manufacture's paint color, lavender.Pe...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:30:00 GMT

Steak & Spuds

Menu for Tonight: Thick cut bone-in steak pan-seared then baked on cast iron skillet until medium, portabello & vidallia in sherry, smashed garlic potatoes, a salad with tomatoes picked from my pl...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 14:30:00 GMT

Bohemian Rhapsody

Here’s a blog about my love for the Bohemian Rhapsody song...My uncle Paul has been doing work at my house, he’s a funny guy, and anyway he’s upstairs and I heard him say a line from...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:09:00 GMT

Come on a short tour of my hangover thoughts

I don’t think that I like puppys. I spent the night in my friends’ 7-yr-old’s bed and their puppy woke me up at 7am by biting my ears. I only like dogs when they are dogs. After the ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:30:00 GMT

Achievers!

I can't wait for my new ACHIEVER shirt to come! I hope it comes by St. Patty's Day! Beware: I'll probably be taking tons of pictures!I'd like to also let everybody know that I'm in favor of a road tri...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:17:00 GMT

Mushrooms

Now is the time of year to look for certain mushrooms, the two below are good for eating, however you should make sure to look them up in a book and make sure you've got the right edible mushrooms bef...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:23:00 GMT

Winning the lotto

I'm too greedy for 3 wishes outta a genie in a bottle, but here's some things that I would do if I won the lottery.  I've never played it though, so obviously I'm just daydreaming.I would pay off...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 14:17:00 GMT