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About Me

Just a dog? Just? Porthos, don't listen! Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's just a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man", or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock." Just.!!! Start Code To Apply Top Banner !!!! Custom top banner code by Eileen ..

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I'd like to meet God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, at which God will ask me, "Why?" Why did I cause so much pain? Didn't I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness? Can't I see how we're all manifestations of love? I'd look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God's got this all wrong. We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens. And God would say, "No, that's not right." Yeah. Well. Whatever. I can't teach God anything. .

My Blog

Punch Drunk - A Story by the Reverend Godless

(How a couple of soldiers funded a war on religion by dressing up as drag queens and allowing people to assault them)Punch Drunk A Story by the Reverend Godless  Webber looks around, his face pushed ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Oct 2009 13:38:00 GMT

Nonsense as Salvation

The human race will begin solving it's problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously.To that end, POEE proposes the countergame of NONSENSE AS SALVATION. Salvation from an ugly and bar...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:31:00 GMT

Curse of Greyface

In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradic...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:10:00 GMT