About Me
I'm overly friendly, optimistic but realistic, agnostic, but don't begrudge other people's need for religion any more than I would begrudge a paraplegic access to a wheelchair. I love pork, music, kissing and flirting. I fall in love easily but still need my space... I'm not on My Space to fall in love.. I'm aware that the brain chemistry for someone in love is identical to one with OCD so I'd prefer to hang a bit and explore people before committing. I can be who you want me to be but I'd rather be myself.. if only I could figure out who myself is. I prefer you be yourself too and let the chips fall where they should without histrionics, hebephrenia, coercion, shaming or bribery. I talk too much, and listen too closely. I'd like to listen to you, talk about life and see how much we have in common. Sometimes my head starts thinking and I can't stop my mouth from following and going into gear, so forgive a few outbursts. I'm learning about the me who is me and picking up the pieces of yet another mess I've gotten myself into. I'm trying to teach my children what it means to be themselves, and not to worry about how someone else might think will make them perfect. I'm succeeding in ways my parents failed and that makes me feel great that I've successfully raised 2 WONDERFUL human beings, and the third is proving to excel in fabulous human relations also. I'm also trying to ponder what you're pondering, even if we both know Regis Philbin is already married and the monkey won't wear the Lederhosen.
I'm Really Good at being spontaneous (given enough time to prepare, of course), Avoiding confrontation, taking over the situation if no one steps up to the plate, Cooking, Remembering symptoms of random diseases and what drugs go with which medical disorder, being pushy and feeling unsure simultaneously, filling the candy jar, feeding people and making people uneasy with my straightforwardness. I'm good at asking a lot of questions and the more information you feed me, the better I get at asking more pointed questions. I'm great at remembering things the last minute... or not until the opportunity has passed. I'm finally getting good at keeping my mouth shut after 39 years of thinking that I had to know all and tell all. layout powered by HOT FreeLayouts.com / MyHotComments
My Blog
It’s been a bad day, Please take a picture
Just today, I; had to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them. The person behind me in the supermarket ran his cart into the back of my ankle. Then P...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:13:00 GMT
Nobody Wants to be old
and nobody wants to date anyone "Old".. It doesn't matter that I look 10 years younger than I am. I always have. It's a curse and a blessing because I think and act 10 (if not 15) years younger than I...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 16:53:00 GMT
Marvin Gaye understands and sings an ode...
Oh, MRSA MRSA meOh, things ain't what they used to beNo, noWhere did all the blue sky go?Poison is the wind that gets undermyskin and gives me HUGE Sores....From the north, east, south, and seaOh, MRS...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 16:08:00 GMT
I’m not one for Poe-Tree..
but..this has stolen my heart: Three Poems by Greg Ames Bathing Ed Asner I snatched the rubber duck from his hairy, wet fist and in a cruel voice instructed him to quit fooling and to sit down dammit ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:42:00 GMT
Wait, My Story Gets Even Better
Once upon a time ( April 29th to be exact) I purchased a rat-friend for Phoebe (okay, for me also, but more for Phoebe). Rosie the rat, real cute, grey on her bolero coat area, white on her underbenea...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:58:00 GMT
Stroke Me
Forgive my lack of enthusiasm of late. Saturday, St. Paddy's Day, was the one year anniversary of my stroke. I find myself amazed and baffled at the year that I went through before and after this atti...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 19:07:00 GMT
Boys will be Boys
Seriously guys. .. Boys will be boys regardless of the size of their dick.No, I don't care if you're packing the big 9inch.I don't want to know.If I answered a message or blog post of yours it's ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:16:00 GMT
They're Coming
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtzoY30NSyo
Artist: Napoleon XIV From: Dr. Demento's Delights
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not toleave because I'd go berserk?? Well....
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 16:14:00 GMT
Desiderata
Desiderataby Max Ehrmann (1927)
Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,And remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,Be on good terms with all persons.Spea...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 04:28:00 GMT
I Swear
iF I plAY oNE MORE gAMe OF gEMs, i'M gOING to ExPLoDE.....
lORd OF lORdes, pLZ dELIvER mE FROm mY boREdOM.
TNQbELLY muNcH
Y0uR hUMblE sAvANT
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Posted by on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 19:48:00 GMT