click me bitch. profile picture

click me bitch.

I am here for Friends

About Me


Myspace Countdown Clocks at WishAFriend.com Which Fight Club character are you?
You are Marla Singer. You are demanding, manipulative, unpredictable, and probably the most selfish individual on the planet. Still, under that jaded, poisoned exterior, we all know you've got a heart (not to mention some smoke-charred lungs pleading for mercy). And someone out there is literally torn in two over the idea of winning it.
Take this quiz !
Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code Im melissa. melissa means bumble bee. im named after an allman brothers song, though i am only slightly a gypsy. there is nothing logical about a girl like me.I dont make decisions, like where to go or what to eat, because i will sit on my couch and eat ramen. I am a ninja skilled pirate. when i drink sailor jerry's i turn into one scurvy bitch. I have an awesome boyfriend whom i love very much and would do anything for. including, but not limited to, choking out sluts. Layout made by

My Interests


music art performance, drinking, driving , drinking and driving, smokin fatties, movies, cigarettes, black eyliner, hair dye, skateboards long boards surf boards boogie boards, i really like boards...tattoos and piercings, rain storms, writing, composing, fire, guns, firing guns, bongs, pipes blunts, swim suits, clothes, FOOOOOOOOOOOD

I'd like to meet:

not you. les claypool (I FUCKIN MET LES CLAYPOOL....TRUE STORY)
Created by OnePlusYouMY LOVE

Movies:

mallrats, clerks, CLERKS 2 bio dome half baked reqiuem for a dream, the nightmare befor christmas, crash, anything with will ferrel, scarface, american history x, clockwork orange, pulp fiction, fear and loathing in las vegas, rocky horror picture show, dont be a menace to south central while drinkin your juice in the hood, cheech and chong up in smoke, boondock saints, GREEN STREET HOOLIGANS, the rules of attraction, tales from the hood, trainspotting, gummo, all zombie movies, silent hill (cause the game is sweeeeet) the devils rejects, office space, the royal tenenbaums...dry humor is humorous to me....

Television:

man ronny is the greatest gueez he rocks my socks!

Books:

into the wild, its about this crazy drifter and one day, I will be just like him, but i dont plan to freeze to death in an abandon bus is alaska. at first sight, because when i read it i was right there with the book, it was wierd, the girl in that book even has my same birthday. the wonderspot is just a wonderful book...

Heroes:

i'm my own fuckin hero. i've accomplished more in my short life than most people ever will. i've lived, I've taken care of myself, and i survived. show me someone else who's been where i've been thats in the condition i am. I'm fuckin amazing.

My Blog

what the hell is happening to me?

I clean every day. I dont know that anyone notices. Im this close to quiting drinking. I've said it befor...but i really think this time, Its over. I just...dont need it anymore. drinking is for sad p...
Posted by click me bitch. on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:15:00 PST

calvin and hobbes quotes

"There’s more to this world than just people, you know."I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.""To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.""You know, Hobbes, som...
Posted by click me bitch. on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:40:00 PST

Monday, May 03, 2004

i wrote this 4 years ago. -i should start following through with the plans i make with people-i should go back to school-i should get a job.(check)-i should quit smoking.-i should be nicer(check?)-i ...
Posted by click me bitch. on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:21:00 PST

wierd.

In a world with no sound their cries go unheard, the reality of life becomes totally absurd. The counting of time is considered a crime and the money one earned not worth a lone dime. So here they lie...
Posted by click me bitch. on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 09:14:00 PST

psycho bitch blog

so im not one to start shit via myspace. but i've decided to make an exception just this once. the fact of the matter is, he might not care. he might ignore your messages, and delete your comments. he...
Posted by click me bitch. on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 01:09:00 PST

25 mildly important questions

25 deep questions that will really tell u something about me not stupid questions like " what is ur favorite lip gloss?".BE COMPLETELY HONEST, DONT SAY WHAT YOU THINK PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR, SAY EXACTLY ...
Posted by click me bitch. on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 04:58:00 PST

i love to ramble.

I'm happy :) i think something good is happening...though slightly inconvenient..i think...its good. maybe im being crazy and irrational. maybe....thats just WHO I AM!!!!!!!! I'm too young to be old.....
Posted by click me bitch. on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 05:00:00 PST

life soundtrack with video

1)PUT YOUR ITUNES/IPOD ON SHUFFLE. 2) NO MATTER HOW SILLY OR LAME A SONG IS, YOU MUST PUT IT FOR THE ORDER. Soundtrack to your life: Opening Credits: last night, the strokes Waking Up Scen...
Posted by click me bitch. on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 03:37:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family history...
Posted by click me bitch. on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:02:00 PST

I dont have much...

but what i have is more than enough. I'm happy. I'm in such an inconvenient time in my life...as usual..my life actually, if fully inconvenient. but i am hoping for the best...and i think that in the ...
Posted by click me bitch. on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:42:00 PST