I'm Mel/Melly/Kramer/Asshole. I'm 23 and I live in Michigan. Yeah, the mitten one...with the lakes. That's it...
*I love to laugh and have a good time. * I love to tell jokes, and laugh even harder when they're about myself. * I like to go to the bar and dance and party, but I like to stay home and lay around, doing absolutely nothing but pick my nose. * I swear like a drunken truck driver who used to be a sailor. * I'm sincerely one of the guys, just ask any of them that I know. * I'm an awesome wingchick. * Don't ask me advice about girls... I don't understand them, either. My mind doesn't work like that. That's why I only have 3 chick friends. * I have a rather large group of close friends who I love dearly and would take a bullet for. * I like old people, and midgets. * I actually don't mind my job. * I'm not a slut, but what comes out of my mouth will make you think the opposite. * I like to sleep, though I rarely do. Why? Cuz you can sleep as much as you'd like when you're dead. * What happened when you were drunk does not count when you wake up the next morning. * BTW, I like to drunk dial. And text. And talk. * I rarely shut up. * I tell stories that have no point, they just needed to be told. * I Yeah, I fuckin' used Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
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