Gingivitis and other curious mouth problems |
Dearest friends and enemies,
Our poor friend Burt Reynolds has been stricken with the plague. The gingivitis plague, that is. Apparently the horrible blisters on the cheek and gum area are caused...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 00:31:00 GMT |
Dear Burt Reynolds, |
I am forever indebted to you for having your large, velvety, silver-blue balls cut off, and for not keeping my promise to keep you unmolested and unscathed for the duration of your life. I am sorry th...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:07:00 GMT |
My name is Whiny McWhinerson. |
I woke up at 5:00 this morning feeling bitter, disoriented, and as though my uterus needed to be shat out. Fuck- another day like any other.
As I laid in bed waiting for the sun to come up, I had ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 13:10:00 GMT |
Top 5 |
Anyone who has ever watched High Fidelity (likely anyone who is reading this) knows where I'm coming from on the top 5's. Today's Topic: Top five illnesses.
Runner up- More regularly than I would lik...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 14:47:00 GMT |
Menthol Marlboro Lights |
Hello friends. I am exceptionally tired this morning, and also completely incapable of resting, so instead I am going to write a completley meaningless blog, with no relevancy to it's title.I am getti...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:36:00 GMT |
Public humiliation |
I have entered Canada once again. Although it feels good to be home, I think I would prefer to bring everyone and everything I care about to the beach and live there in a small tent for the rest of my...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 09:18:00 GMT |
Vitamin D |
Hola!I am going on a holiday, friends!! I shall return in a few weeks. Until further notice, please forward any important information to Burt Reynolds' office. Also, I hope our city is cold and horrib...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:19:00 GMT |
Ginourmous Kitties |
I have been housesitting for the last few weeks, and enjoying the solitude of an empty house. However, this solitude is interrupted quite regularly by these oversized creatures living with me...they a...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 09:58:00 GMT |
.1808 |
I have officially given up on being kind to strangers who have not earned my kindness. As of late, Pete and I have been on this kick to treat people good, and let go of grudges, and all of these spect...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:49:00 GMT |
Uffda! |
I have been housesitting over the weekend for a friend, and have had enourmous amounts of time to snoop through Cyberspace. It is amusing to watch how networks of people can communicate. It intrigues ...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:59:00 GMT |
