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Catalinaâ„¢ *engaged*

THE ONE AND ONLY ORIGINAL BITCH

About Me


HELLO! I AM CATALINA, ALSO KNOWN AS "YOU FUCKING BITCH" OR "CATIE" BY THOSE CLOSEST 2 ME. I AM THE ONE N ONLY LEADER OF THE COLUMBIAN CARTEL. DON'T BE CONFUSED BY THOSE WHO R FAKE N COMPLETELY STOOPID CUZ ITZ REALLY ME!! I KNOW U R THINKIN HOW AM I HERE WHEN I WAS SUPPOSIBLY SHOT DOWN, N BLAH. THAT IS EASY. I DIDN'T DIE BUT I DID GET PRETTY FUCKING HURT. I WAS IN A FULL BODY CAST FOR ALMOST A YEAR, N I HAD 2 HAVE COSMETIC SURGERY ON SEVERAL PARTS OF MY BODY DUE 2 SEVERE BURNS. IT WAS A NIGHTMARE BUT I AM OK NOW. I AM ONCE AGAIN READY 2 TAKE OVER WHERE I LEFT OFF!!!! I AM A GREAT FRIEND 2 HAVE BUT A HORRIBLE ENEMY 2 FEAR. DON'T GET ON MY PISSED OFF SIDE CUZ I WILL CERTAINLY EAT UR FUCKIN HEART 4 BREAKFAST N PISS OUT UR FACE! MY SON ANTHONY TOOK OVER FOR THE CARTEL 4 THE NEXT COUPLE MONTHS UNTIL I GET SOME PRIORITIES CORRECT. HE'S ALSO THE DON OF THE LEONE FAMILY. MY DAUGHTER CYNTHIA, SHE'S MORE OF A REBEL. SHE DOES WHAT SHE FUCKIN PLEASEZ. I LOVE THEM BOTH!!! I AM ENGAGED TO JOEY LEONE. FEAR MY FAMILY.
Thank you for your time. I love all of my fans. - CATALINA
AIM ME FUCKERS!! --- FearMyAK
I hate these fucking PIECE OF SHIT CARS!!!!
You want a piece eh?
"This you fucking prick...."

My Interests



THINGS THAT I REALLY HATE:

1. CLAUDE SPEED (STOOPID FUCKING MUTE)
2. CARL JOHNSON (FUCKING PIG)
3. TELEVISION
4. FUCKING BULLSHIT COCKSUCKING MENZ
5. I FUCKING HATE GIVING MY HEART 2 MENZ AND THEM JUST BREAKING IT INTO SMALL LITTLE FRAGILE PIECES AND CHOKING ME WITH IT OVER AND OVER THOSE FUCKING PIGS
6. STOOPID FUCKING UGLY PEOPLE
7. SAN ANDREAS
8. PORTLAND IS SO FUCKING UGLY AND STOOPID
9. I HATE CUTTING WOOD
10. WRITING ABOUT STOOPID SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?

THE SHIT I LIKE 2 DO:

1)SHOOT THINGS/PEOPLE/IDIOTTAS/PIGS/CHICKENS/LIVESTOCK/ u get me?
2)EAT ICE CREAM (very rare do i get 2 do tis)
3)DRINK WHISKEY/JAGERMEISTER/JOSE CUERVO (luke is turning me into an alcoholic!!!)
4)SMOKE CIGGAROS WIT MY HOMBRES
5)SMOKE OTHER THINGS WIT MY HOMBRES
6)I LOVE DIFFERENT KINDS OF MUSIC!!!!
7)DESIGNING WEBSITES 4 IDIOTTAS
8)PUNISHING MY MENZ (u know u love it!!!)

MY OLD HOME. GOOD TIMEZ HERE. MY NEW ONE IS BETTER THEN IT SO I DONT FEEL SO BAD.

I'd like to meet:



Look at these bitches kicking assholes all over the fucking place. I love them we need to unite as one and take over all "mankind". FUCK YOU MENZ WE WILL TAKE OVER YOUR ASSHOLES WITH KNIVES!!!

I WAS ON MY FUCKING RAG HERE FUCK I HATE BLOODY SNATCH DAYS!!!
FUCK MIGUEL WAS A FUCKING IDIOTTA TOO!

CHECK ME OUT IN THE LIBERTY TREE... STOOPID ASSES

Music:

DEATH METAL, HARDCORE, PUNK ROCK, DRUM AND BASS, BITCH RAPPERS, NWA, GANGSTA RAP, OPERA. THAT'S ABOUT FUCKING IT. HEAD RADIO IS GOOD OUT HERE, AND OUT IN S.A. I ENJOY RADIO LOS SANTOS AND RADIO X...

Here is me and Yessa. WE ARE FUCKING BITCHS!!!!

Showing off some of my precious gems

Best moment of my life!! FUCK U CLAUDE!

Movies:



Funny Shit u bitches!!

GTA III

Television:

I FUCKING HATE TELEVISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

Chicken Soup for the Soul (FUCK THERAPY)

TIPS FOR STAYIN IN GOOD SHAPE: I wake up, I jog around my mansion. I eat some tofu with 2 bottles of water. Then I run 8 miles. Then I take my dogs for a poop in the park, followed by 500 pushups, 600 crunches, 184 squat thrusts, and 99 shots from my sniper rifle.

Heroes:



ME MYSELF, N CATALINA!!! BUT 4 U....

BELIEVE IT OR NOT I AM ALWAYZ WILLING 2 LEND A HAND WHEN I SEE A CRAP ASS PAGE IN NEED OF ATTENTION. JUSS ASK...K?

Some of my guns...

Some of my fucking toys.

THAT FUCKING CITY

As you can see I wasn't feeling good this day, but fucking DICKLESS FUCKS took this picture of me. FUCKING SHIT!!!

WomenGamers.com

My Blog

Frequently Asked Questions

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:   Q: WHY DO YOU HATE MEN?   A: HAVE YOU NOT SEEN MY WORK? GET A FUCKING CLUE DIPSHIT AND BUY GTA 3 AND GTA SAN ANDREAS. IF YOU CAN NOT AFFORD THEM I SUGGEST U STE...
Posted by Catalina" *engaged* on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:17:00 PST

Juss some notes...

Hola everyone... It is me Catalina! I would first like to thank everyone who has supported me over the last short while that I've had this page running. You all have been really bad ass. It's nice to ...
Posted by Catalina" *engaged* on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:31:00 PST

psycho bitch!

1. psycho bitch 49 up, 7 down A woman who's hormal imbalance, troublesome upbringing, or current brain chemistry renders her irrational, angry, and prone to acts of violence, like throwi...
Posted by Catalina" *engaged* on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 01:44:00 PST

I had a headache...

So I shot my therapist in the fucking face...
Posted by Catalina" *engaged* on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:25:00 PST