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Jenn

GOD!

About Me

Mico in the pudding, and Mico in the pie. I read how-to manuals for the most basic of tasks. I once looked up how to hard boil an egg. I love thinking about words and liguistics. I love to laugh, especially "balls out". I love to talk, and I love to listen, but you can't be afraid to interrupt me if necessary. I have the dissociated calm of the absurdist in my veins. "Awaiting my ultimate trial, I will retain a gleam of hope. I expect to be missed terribly." All my imaginary friends have incredible modes of comportment, gait, speech, or posture. I like playful or emotionally raw art that isn't shitty. I love smells, even lots of bad ones. I am fairly obnoxious. For example, I put "the" before band names that don't use a "the". I can be quite fun. I am extremely empathetic, but you'll never know it--I have a bit of a corrosive MO.I don't know what the whole song on your page sounds like because I mute it as soon as possible. Unless it´s Sonalee´s. I like hers. If you have a song on your page and you are not Sonalee you are thus indelibly linked with a meaningless one measure sequence. What's yours sound like?
You Are a Mermaid
You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are.
While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need.
Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational.
You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else. What Mythological Creature Are You?
You are a Postmodernist. Postmodernism is the belief in complete open interpretation. You see the universe as a collection of information with varying ways of putting it together. There is no absolute truth for you; even the most hardened facts are open to interpretation. Meaning relies on context and even the language you use to describe things should be subject to analysis.

Postmodernist


100%

Cultural Creative


63%

Modernist


63%

Materialist


56%

Existentialist


50%

Idealist


31%

Romanticist


25%

Fundamentalist


19%
What is Your World View? (updated)
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Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
Your Personality is the Rarest (INFJ)
Your personality type is introspective, principled, self critical, and sensitive.
Only about 2% of all people have your personality - including 3% of all women and around 1% of all men.
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Judging. How Rare Is Your Personality?And, I reluctantly RANK my friends!

My Interests

nausea, the most finely ground lenses ever made, loving Nabokov, headaches, seeing spots, inquisitive stream-of-consciousness prattle, emotional voyeurism, arguing, kissing, pica, ballet by myself, ddr with a group. My "top friends" are people I want to advertise as likeable. If not immediately, at least after a long, long, while.

I'd like to meet:

you, if you will link me to a list similar to this one but authored by you!Or, a KOOKABURRA! (which is obviously my current favorite animal).

Music:

Dev's stomach talking candidly with me. And Sonic Youth. and Charming Hostess. SGM. others. who cares?

Movies:

George Bush singing "Sunday Bloody Sunday"



I'm trying to list controversial movies. You can ASSUME I like the Royal Tenenbaums, duh.LIKES: (that many otherwise tasteful people didn't like): Shortbus. Palindromes. Happiness. Pumpkin. Gummo. Blood Simple. Citizen Ruth. The Breakfast Club. House of Yes. The Dinner Game. Pecker. Bamboozled. Jungle Fever. Crimes and Misdemeanors. Judy Berlin. Kids. American Psycho. A Life Less Ordinary. Fast Cheap and Out of Control. Capturing the Friedmans. Heathers. Holes. Dancer in the Dark. DISLIKES: (that many otherwise tasteful people liked): Amelie. Requiem for a Dream. Snatch. Blow. Waking Life (retch blech I wished I was dead).

Books:

Carson McCullers, Nabokov, Kafka, Hemingway, Camus, J.D. Salinger, Bukowski, Phillip Roth, Sarte, Dostoevsky, Confederacy of Dunces, Golding, Conrad, Steinbeck, Vonnegut, Louis Sachar, Roald Dahl, Jhumpa Lahiri, Milan Kundera, Myla Goldberg, Lois Lowry, Katherine Patterson, Madeline L'Engle./// I HATE DAVINCI CODE! Also total hype-suck: Tom Wolfe, Tom Robbins, F.Scott Fitzgerald and I think possibly Faulkner. I know everyone's supposed to like Faulker, but I haven't read anything I liked by him alright? Recommend me something. I also read a bunch of bullshit from the "Nonfiction" section. I almost forgot: I hate Chuck Palahniuk too.

Heroes:

Amazing 5 Years Old Kid Dance Dance Revolution

Add to My Profile | More Videos Postmodernists, Relativists, Determinists, Deconstructionists, Aestheticists, Vaclav Havel, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Gauguin, Dr Seuss, Todd Solondz, Edward Gorey, Tim Burton, other childish macabre folk, people who are interested in preserving/extending choice...prose writers interested in cadence...

My Blog

music

fascinating story about music/art/taste. (thanks angera)
Posted by jenn on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:08:00 PST

kitty!

I love this kitty!
Posted by jenn on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST

fat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUTJQIBI1oA "A Fat Rant". I love everthing about this. : )
Posted by jenn on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:42:00 PST

Cartoon of the Day

Why must it be such a bitch to post a picture in my blog?! (Thanks Zack)...
Posted by jenn on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST

IRS

I feel really sick. I had a horrible dream that my arm ringworm had grown totally fucked up and cut wide angry circles into my arm. It's pretty not noticaeable now but the cream I got doesnt seem to h...
Posted by jenn on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

Easter

She took the candy between ragged incisors. Using the eyeteeth as a tool, her mouth toyed with the egg candy, in the manner of a cat who does not want its prey to die but cannot resist puncturing the ...
Posted by jenn on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST

Creative Motivation! (or, advice for a perfectionist).

You want it? I've got it! All for free. Sol LeWitt sent a letter to his friend, Eva Hess. Excerpt follows:"Just stop thinking, worrying, looking over your shoulder, wondering, doubting, fearing,...
Posted by jenn on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:01:00 PST

formerly two, currently three

Two fascinating radio stories. I had to share. Scroll down to Goat on a Cow and listen! ....and, scroll to No Special Now. I like the brain wave stuff. **Guess what? I found out I am perfe...
Posted by jenn on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:23:00 PST

hm

  a quiz!
Posted by jenn on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:43:00 PST

carson mccullers heaven

"In this matter, Sherman considered he had the sober, ice-cold truth on his side. The politicians, from governors to congressmen, down to sheriffs and wardens, were alike in their bigotry and violence...
Posted by jenn on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST