The dancing garden tool. More thought. |
I am a dancing garden tool. The Skanky Hoe.
I believe Mouse meant it in a derogatory manner.
If that's the case, she needs to learn how to spell.
Mouse, stop throwing stones at glass...
Posted by Dancing Garden Tool on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST |
Vocabulary lesson - part III. |
Leech [leech] -- noun
A person who clings to another for personal gain, esp. without giving anything in return, and usually with the implication or effect of exhausting the other's resources; parasite...
Posted by Dancing Garden Tool on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 11:49:00 PST |
The Mousse pissed me off. |
No, I'm not ignorant like some people.
I said MOUSSE, not Mouse. I can spell.
I mean mousse as in a toiletry consisting of aerosol spray foam which is added to hair for extra volume an...
Posted by Dancing Garden Tool on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:16:00 PST |
Its all about the accessories. |
Just wanted to share my newest t-shirt... Kinda makes me wanna say, "Game on!"
Probably because I'm wearing my combat boots.
And since I had to take my necklace off t...
Posted by Dancing Garden Tool on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:28:00 PST |
Tom Cruise, the new Messiah. |
LMAO! And the questions keep rolling in.
I've made a few Tom Cruise comments in my blog posts and NO ONE has had any idea of why I used his name or what it was in reference to. Mike even thoug...
Posted by Dancing Garden Tool on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:42:00 PST |
The dancing garden tool. |
Mmmm... COFFEE!
I really needed it this morning. YAWN! Wacky dreams last night; not unusual.
Um, so where to begin today's blog... How about yesterday's horoscope? It might sh...
Posted by Dancing Garden Tool on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:17:00 PST |
A moment of clarity. |
I think I figured out where the "water damage" to my phone came from.
While Jim was in Kuwait, I constantly was missing his calls. So I began keeping my phone on me at all times. No, I ...
Posted by Dancing Garden Tool on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:19:00 PST |
Alltel can circle my ass. |
This is the condensed version of the story...
For the first time ever, I walked into Alltel and got serviced right away. (Ha, I said "serviced" and didn't mean it sexually.) ANYWAY!
Th...
Posted by Dancing Garden Tool on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 05:11:00 PST |
Taking care of business. |
I am SUPER busy today with two time sensitive projects: one for the Army and the other for the Marine Corps. If you have any knowledge of the military, then you know it's always "hurry up and wait." S...
Posted by Dancing Garden Tool on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 05:52:00 PST |
Victory truly is mine. |
The mouse is scurrying away!
The mouse is scurrying away!
The mouse is scurrying away!
The mouse is scurrying away!
Did I mention that...
The mouse is scurryin...
Posted by Dancing Garden Tool on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:32:00 PST |
