Hey, my name is Matt Webb and i'm the guitarist in Marianas Trench. I'm from Vancouver. My role model is still Jason Bourne, however Tony Almeida has been downgraded due to his "death" and subsequent return. Not even I can do that. Thats f*cking ridiculous. I've been spending most of my time these days sharpening sticks that i use to poke people. When i'm not working with kindling, i'm busy getting ready for the release of the second MT record. This includes stretching, practicing rock poses and stances, and keeping tabs on my Sphere producing warehouse/production line that Mike and I invested in several months ago. Business is mucho slow. Needless to say we have a giant backlog of spheres and will begin selling them for discounted prices in the distant to very near future. For those of you who have no idea what i'm talking about, please refer to the Videos section on the MT page. I still have an extensive knowledge of fine seafood and can fillet a wild salmon at 3.5 times the average speed. I am one of only several people with the unique ability to "throw one's voice". Meaning i can be standing right in front of you while speaking, however it sounds like my voice is coming from a different location. I have been desperately trying to get a Kelloggs cereal endorsement so that i no longer have to pay for Mini Wheats, although they still won't return my calls. If anyone has any hookups, don't hesitate to contact me. Aside from all that crap, i've been really busy in the studio with the guys, and writing lots at home these days. I'm getting very exciting to get back out on the road and see all our fans and friends. You can expect Marianas Trench - Masterpiece Theatre out within the first couple months of the new year, and we'll be on tour before you know it. Thanks to everyone for their support and patience. I'm really proud of this new record, we all worked our asses off, and you'll see why very very soon.
