About Me
When I was born I was an infant and I was very young. I was short, round, bald and noisy,,,pretty much the same as now! I had two parents, both a mother and a father and both jewish. We lived in Puerto Rico, that makes me a Hispanic Jew,,,and YOU think YOU have problems? Oy!
I was raised on Goats Milk and Menudo Matzah Ball Soup.
Like most babies, I grew to be a toddler, then a child, an adolescent and eventually I became an adult, though many people would debate that fact, at least I'm somewhat taller than I used to be and I have more hair in someplaces than I used to have and less hair in other places than I used to have,,,obviously Mother Nature is sadistic!
I went to school where I ignored all of my teachers, daydreamed in class and took naps in study hall. As time passed I eventually graduated from school, went off to college and ignored all of the professors, daydreamed in class and took naps in the library. Unbelieveably I graduated from College too and then I began working and I am doing that to this very day. I still ignore all of my superiors, daydream and take frequent naps. Now I'm looking forward to Retiring in about a hundred years. Then I plan to ignore EVERYONE, daydream and take frequent naps.
I own my own place, I eat from time to time, I have grown kids, a deceased wife, a cat and a dog and no mortgage!
That means that I'm a fairly happy man.
This is about all that I'm gonna tell you about me here,,,I've gotta take my jewish tuchas to the sofa and take a nap!!! This is me performing Standup at The Comedy Club This is me performing a Standup Rountine another time at The Comedy Club This is me doing Standup yet again at The Comedy Club
