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Jo

There are no bad ideas. Just the lack of will to execute them.

About Me

I am awesome. I rule. I am your GOD. I am the greatest person in the universe. HOORAY my greatness is NO LONGER restricted by the fact that I live in Warrington, I am now IN Laaannnnnndddaahhhhnnnn innit, and am pursuing my stage management career dealio. I am now living with the beatific Lisa and the rabid Dee and couldn't be happier! But I would really like to be a pirate someday. I am in love with myself and it's all the love (flowers, hand holding, cuddling after sex, me to you bears (i fucking hate those blue nosed bastards), kittens in a basket, vomit inducing type) I'll ever need. As you can see I tend to come across very badly on paper so i will beg your forgiveness now.The best advice I ever received? Drink like a professional and fuck like you're on film. Vive La Revolution!

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You Are 80% Boyish and 20% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.
You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.
Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even if you're a woman yourself.
You see things rationally, and don't like to let your emotions get the best of you. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

My Interests

Theatre, books, beer gardens in the sun, dancing like a loon, tea, my bed, dirty boys and dirty men, drinking lagerita's poolside, killer shoes, my Ikea cushion that I can PUT MY FEET IN (swedish genius), having fun and good times as much as possible.
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I'd like to meet:

Ideally myself, but the one who doesn't live in the mirror. Julian Barrett (fucking met him, fucking shook his hand!). Johnny Depp, David Tennant, Billy Idol, Russell Brand, Kiefer Sutherland they would all want me. I have an unsettling want for Derren Brown to fuck about in my head. Oh and meet on here, people I know, people I don't, whatever, I already have an exquisite team of best friends so it's pretty much dead man's boots and they're all fairly vital, I may also want to charge you money, applications on a postcard thank you.

Music:

Music I like music. All kinds of music. MEATLOAF! Then, eighties stuff, decent rock, cheesy disco/pop rubbish (it's like e-numbers to me) and 50's rock and roll, swing stuff. No hip hop or rap or really mad dance. Jasmine once tried to explain the difference between trance and dance and techno and hardcore and happy hardcore. I'm still confused. Selected fashion bands will receive brief attention, The Kooks, The Feeling, yawn. Excepting Kaiser Chiefs and The Fratellis who are just splendid. At the moment I am mostly listening to and Metallica. Music taste tends to shift around depending on time of year, the sun demands Green Day, Paul Simon, Lynard Skynard, Wham, Reef etc. Winter will call for Metallica, The Eagles, Elton John, Billy Joel, and Christmas tunes! Prince, Meatloaf, Bon Jovi, Foo Fighters and Billy Idol are all year round! Oh yeah, I really REALLY hate Coldplay.

Movies:

Films I like films. Lots of films. B movie horror is my favourite but I'm no buff just enjoy them. Vampire films but anything gruesome just makes me laugh, I laughed throughout Saw (1,2 and 3)and The Hills Have Eyes and Hostel? HA! Laugh I almost died. Appreciate a good comedy, who doesn't? Particularly enjoy the work of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Always enjoy big set musicals (Moulin Rouge!) and epic stuff. Mid eighties teen movies are good as well, Heathers, Footloose, Back To The Future anything with Kiefer Sutherland in (except Flatliners, load of wank, brain damage anyone???). All time favourites include Withnail and I, Natural Born Killers, Fear And Loathing.

Television:

Television I like television. Mostly funny stuff, Green Wing, Black Books, Peep Show, Spaced, League of Gentlemen, Monty Python, The Mighty Boosh, Scrubs, Bottom, Red Dwarf, American Dad (good morning USA!) and Family Guy. DOCTOR WHO!

Books:

Books. Love books. Currently, a book by Christopher Brookmyre, who is sort of a poor-man's Irvine Welsh, but we'll give him a chance. Just finished re-reading all the Harry Potters in anticipation of the very exciting new one! Susan Hill writes like God would write if he could hold a pen, Harry potter is magnificent, OLD, I cannot stress this enough people, Stephen King (misery, tommyknockers era, not his new stuff, poor show stephen), Jackie Collins makes me very happy, Irvine Welsh, Clockwork Orange. Seventies classics, flowers in the attic, valley of the dolls, let's go play at the adams's. Recently have got very absorbed in Bret Easton Ellis.(thanks Tom!)

Heroes:

Myself and these people.