I was born to a Mongol chieftain, Yesugei. I was born with the name of Temujin which means moon monkey in my native language. When i was born my fist was clutching a blood clot which was declared an omen that i was destined to become a heroic warrior.%D?round the age of 3 my father declared that i was to find a fiance and get married. After several days of travel i came across a tribe of frogs that were very hospitable and welcoming. i was not there long when i noticed a certain girl thing with boobs, Bortei the daughter of the chieftain. She was destined to become my wife. %D%Amy father died when i was still young, poisoned by a group of disgruntled Woolworths part time workers high on adrenaline and pick and mix. They were the chief power on the eastern Mongolian steppe at the time, and long- time rivals of the Mongols. When i heard how my father had died, i vowed one day to revenge the death. %D%Ai left Bortei , returned to my tribe, with the intention to declare myself leader. At this time i was 13 years of age. Senior members of the tribe ridiculed my plans; rejected me as chief calling me a "chief" and a "boombaclart", and abandoned me and my family to the Mongolian plains. As a result of this rejection, i extended my vengeful intentions to my own clan members. %D%A%D%A%D?fter four years, the time had come to marry Bortei. As a wedding present her father gave me an inside out weasel whistle which could summon another weasel who was well tuff. This gift proved to be one of the most important assets ever given to me. I used it to persuade Togrul, my fathers sworn-brother, to join me in revenge attacks against the blasted Woolworths cronies. Togrul agreed to join and reconcile all of my fathers men. %D%A%D%Ai have recently started collecting camels. I got my myspace background from a man on Bedford market.%D%A%D%A
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