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I like to remix

I like you buying prepare the food in the Tesco freeze,I like the orange, the cabbage and the potato,I like the foreign country partially by their funny voice,I like making the hole in the fence metal...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:10:00 GMT

Things I like.

I like the frozen ready meals you buy in Tesco,I like the oranges, cabbage and potato,I like the foreign ones with their funny accents,I like the wire cutters that make holes in the fence,I like the s...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:03:00 GMT

Shower remix

It contacted that in the shower, the broken eye withers after this. It contacted that in the shower, survives the eye which injuries is withered after this. It contacted in the shower, and broke has d...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 00:40:00 GMT

Touching one's self in the shower

It touched that in the shower, the broken eye atrophied after this.It touched that at the shower, the being broken eye atrophied after this.It touched in the shower, and break was faded after this.He ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 00:25:00 GMT

I'm a part-time fireman

Why hello there... I'm a part-time fireman,I gesticulate with the liar, man,I drive a wire van,My circumstance is dire, man,I repair the dryer fan. I sentence the criminals,Run the paper mills,Pl...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:57:00 GMT

Mustard Minions

The mustard ones,They march,The phalanx,The legion,They are going to petticoat lane,They are going there to meet an old woman,A large old woman with big wobblers,Who they will buy lavender off for the...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 03:22:00 GMT

Forensic Auld Lang Magazine

For old Wang Stein,My gracious left arm copier,I bravely take on the black & white fuzzy image,"There's too much butter on that hot cross bun" he said,"I wring your ankle with a foot moss rung" I ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 13:10:00 GMT

Garden Party

It's a small island, Britain, with it's white wigs, it's tea, it's cattle prods, and electric eels. I often amuse myself with tea, on a lawn. Followed by the croquet. If you like your sandwiches with ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 13:37:00 GMT

Corsica

A SHORT STORY Sleuce, vapour, merangue... I'm feeding off those right now. But the bowl is broken. Not the most important one you understand, but the small one that's for someone else. And the plate. ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:00:00 GMT

existential gonads

"...where is this gonad of your?""in my consciousness.""and where is your consciousness?""right here" I said, tapping myself on the head."and where is your head?""on my shoulders""and where are you sh...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 17:01:00 GMT