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"When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty"
"Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live."
“Popularity is fleeting. … Principles are forever.” - G.W. Bush. Deus eis misericordiam tribuat namque non tribuemus.
"Among those who dislike oppression are many who like to oppress." Napoleon Bonaparte
We are determined that before the sun sets on this terrible struggle our flag will be recognized throughout the world as a symbol of freedom on the one hand, of overwhelming power on the other. - G.C. Marshall, Chief of Staff
Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan "press on" has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.--Calvin Coolidge
When President John F. Kennedy welcomed forty-nine Nobel Prize winners to the White House in 1962 he said, "I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent and of human knowledge that has ever been gathered together at the White House – with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone."
"Every man dies. Not every man truly lives." - Braveheart
"Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken." '-well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P-'
"i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???" '-Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.-'
"once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404."
DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.' - General MacArthur
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government" -- Thomas Jefferson, 1 Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334
"Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God. I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me death." -- Patrick Henry, speech to the Virginia Convention, Richmond, Virginia, March 23, 1775
“Among the many misdeeds of British rule in India, history will look upon the Act of depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.” - Mohandas Gandhi
Socialism is the phantastic younger brother of despotism which it wants to inherit. Socialism wants to have the fullness of state force which before only existed in despotism. However, it goes further than anything in the past because it aims at the formal destruction of the individual who can be used to improve communities by an expedient organ of government. -Friedrich Nietzsche
Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples' liberty's teeth. -George Washington
"German sport has only one task: to strengthen the character of the German people, imbuing it with the fighting spirit and steadfast camaraderie necessary in the struggle for its existence." – Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels
"A wayfarer should not walk unarmed, But have his weapons to hand: He knows not when he may need a spear, Or what menace meet on the road." The Havamal
The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master. - Ayn Rand
"A champion is someone who gets up when he can't"-Jack Dempsey
"Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight."
"For all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God."
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me."
"A fanatic is one who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject." Winston Churchill.
"I'm smiling all the time. That doesn't mean a goddamned thing except I think people who go around solemn-faced and quoting the Bible are full of shit." "Swearing is an art form. You can express yourself much more exactly, much more succinctly, with properly used curse words." - Coleman Young
"Despite a voluminous and often fervent literature on 'income distribution,' the cold fact is that most income is not distributed: it is earned." - Thomas Sowell
"I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men." -Don Corleone
In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot. ~Mark Twain
During the Anglo-Saxon period, carrying a weapon was a sign of being a free man, as slaves were prohibited from bearing arms.
The Germans have a genius for irritating people. - Hemingway
“The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money.” -Alexis de Tocqueville
Se vis pacem, para bellum. "If you wish for peace, prepare for war."
"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage."
"The reason it is forbidden to show Muhammad’s face is because they don’t want Jack Bauer to recognize him"
"The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference - they deserve a place of honor with all that's good." - George Washington
“Don't listen to anyone who tells you that you can't do this or that. That's nonsense. Make up your mind, you'll never use crutches or a stick, then have a go at everything. Go to school, join in all the games you can. Go anywhere you want to. But never, never let them persuade you that things are too difficult or impossible.” - Douglas Bader Quote; "Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools."
What is the use of living, if it be not to strive for noble causes and to make this muddled world a better place for those who will live in it after we are gone? How else can we put ourselves in harmonious relation with the great verities and consolations of the infinite and the eternal? And I avow my faith that we are marching towards better days. Humanity will not be cast down. We are going on swinging bravely forward along the grand high road and already behind the distant mountains is the promise of the sun. - Churchill
The unnatural and increasingly rapid growth of the feeble-minded and insane classes, coupled as it is with a steady restriction among all the thrifty, energetic and superior stocks, constitutes a national and race danger which it is impossible to exaggerate... I feel that the source from which the stream of madness is fed should be cut off and sealed up before another year has passed.* Churchill to Prime Minister Asquith on compulsory sterilization of "the feeble-minded and insane." (1910)
The world looks with some awe upon a man who appears unconcernedly indifferent to home, money, comfort, rank, or even power and fame. The world feels not without a certain apprehension, that here is some one outside its jurisdiction; someone before whom its allurements may be spread in vain; some one strangely enfranchised, untamed, untrammelled by convention, moving independent of the ordinary currents of human action. - Churchill
Britain and France had to choose between war and dishonour. They chose dishonour. They will have war. - Winston Churchill, 1938
I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this Government: 'I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.' We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and suffering. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us: to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is victory, victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival. - Churchill
The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. - Churchill
In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will. - Churchill
I think I can save the British Empire from anything — except the British.* On the British intellectuals and their severe criticisms of Britain. - Churchill
If you are going through hell, keep going. - Churchill
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.” -Churchill
The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter. - Churchill
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Churchill
"It was fucking obvious that some cunt was gonna fuck some cunt." - Begbie
The bigger they come, the harder they fall. - John L. Sullivan
"For there is one thing we must never forget… the majority can never replace the man. And no more than a hundred empty heads make one wise man will an heroic decision arise from a hundred cowards." -- Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf, p. 82
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized. - Adolf Hitler
"Wer mich beleidigt, entscheide ich." (I decide who offends me.)
"Logic and ethics are fundamentally the same, they are no more than duty to oneself. -Otto Weininger"
The people around me are not so much mean as appallingly limited. This makes it almost impossible to work with them, because they forever misunderstand. These people are not stupid, but limited. Within their circle they are clever enough. But they lack character and thereby breadth. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
"The voice of the majority is no proof of justice." - Friedrich Schiller
"Live with your century but do not be its creature." - Friedrich Schiller
"As the great warrior poet Ice Cube once said, if the day did not require an AK, then it was good."
"The Elephant, which is reputed to be the most ferocious animal in Africa, in reality allows itself to be slaughtered like a goat. .... The reality is that in Africa, there is only one truly ferocious animal: Man." - Africa Addio
Hemingway said it better than anyone: "There are only three true sports, bull fighting, rock climbing and motor racing. The rest are merely games."
The following paraphrase has been attributed to H.W. Prentiss, 20th century, as well as Alexander Fraser Tytler, Lord Woodhouselee, University of Edinburgh, AD 1787; "A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always vote for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history, has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, those nations always progressed through the following sequence: 1. from bondage to spiritual faith; 2. from spiritual faith to great courage; 3. from courage to liberty; 4. from liberty to abundance; 5. from abundance to complacency; 6. from complacency to apathy; 7. from apathy to dependence; 8. from dependence back into bondage"
"In the absence of orders, find something and kill it" -General Erwin Johannes Eugen Rommel
"Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way!" - General George Smith Patton Jr.
Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives. - Tyler Durden [Fight Club]
"While the title “Women Who Smoke are Whores” might seem like reckless generality… Oh wait, it is a reckless generality, but it’s also an indisputable Viking fact! Let me ask you a question: have you ever met a virgin who smokes? That is of course a rhetorical question, because you haven’t." - Arthur's Hall of Viking Manliness
"He was won everything that he has ever attempted and he will prevail again." - Arthur's Hall of Viking Manliness on Arnold Schwarzenegger
"And it seems to me perfectly in the cards that there will be within the next generation or so a pharmacological method of making people love their servitude, and producing ... a kind of painless concentration camp for entire societies, so that people will in fact have their liberties taken away from them but will rather enjoy it, because they will be distracted from any desire to rebel by propaganda, brainwashing, or brainwashing enhanced by pharmacological methods." - Aldous Huxley
"Who lives longer: the man who takes heroin for two years and dies, or the man who lives on roast beef, water, and potatoes till ninety-five? One passes his twenty-four months in eternity. All the years of the beef-eater are lived only in time." - Aldous Huxley
"I train every day of my life as they have never trained a day in theirs." - Alexander Karelin
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other" - Jack Handy
And in spite of that or rather not in spite of it, because so far nobody has been more mendacious than holy men—the truth speaks out of me.— But my truth is terrible: for so far one has called lies truth.— Revaluation of all values: that is my formula for an act of supreme self-examination on the part of humanity, become flesh and genius in me. It is my fate that I have to be the first decent human being, that I know myself to stand in opposition to the mendaciousness of millennia - Nietzsche
...he who can't protect himself or his nearest and dearest or their honor by nonviolently facing death may and ought to do so by violently dealing with the oppressor. He who can do neither is a burden. He has no business as the head of a family... -Gandhi
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.” - Theodore Roosevelt "Ultimate wisdom always consists in understanding the instinctive causes—that is: a man must never fall into the madness of believing that he has really risen to be lord and master over Nature—which is so easily induced by the conceit of half-education—but must understand the fundamental necessity of Nature’s rule, and realize how much his existence is subject to these laws of eternal combat and upward struggle. Then he will sense that in a universe where planets revolve around suns, and moons turn about planets, where force alone forever masters weakness, compelling it to be an obedient servant or else crushing it, there can be no special laws for man. For him, too, the eternal principles of this ultimate wisdom hold sway. He can try to grasp them; but escape them, never. " - Hitler
"This world is not for cowardly peoples." - Hitler
World history is made by minorities when this minority of number embodies a majority of will and determination. - Hitler
When your arms are so tired that you can’t lift your guard - Fight one more round. When your legs are so tired that you can’t get to the middle of the ring - Fight one more round. When you are so tired you wish your opponent would put you to sleep - Fight one more round. The man who will always fight one more round is never beat! - James J. “Gentleman Jim” Corbett
"We owe eachother to fight eachother, to elevate our life." - Tyson
"When he walks past me he should bow his head like the little man he is." - Nigel Eubank
from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my Last breath at thee Herman Melville Moby Dick
"A little revolution every now and then is a good thing." -Thomas Jefferson
"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." -Voltaire
The great questions of the day will be decided not by speeches and majority votes... but by blood and iron. - Bismarck
Absence of proof is not proof of absence. - John Michael Crichton
"He who fights monsters must take care lest he become a monster"- Nietzsche
"Verloren ist nur, wer sich selbst aufgibt. ("Lost are only those who abandon themselves.")" - Hans Rudel
"Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure." - Ripley
"Is it really better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all? Is it, really?No, of course not. To have loved and lost is to share the fate of Prometheus, to have stolen fire from the heavens and then be chained alone forever with a vulture gnawing at your entrails every day of your life. It is like being marooned for all eternity on a planet without a sun. It is to have a taste of paradise and then be sentenced to spend the rest of your days in a dank non-existence without any possibility of joy. It is knowing that you will never again be able to follow her home from school or rummage in her dustbin. It is the grim realization that, thanks to one simple restraining order, your binoculars have become mundane and useless, telephoto lenses are no longer the gateway to happiness, and you will no longer know the ecstasy of sitting on a bus-seat still warm from her bottom." - Michael Kelly
"You wanna fight me? I haven't seen my clone in 20 years. *garbled* Military experiments *garbled*." - A bum at McDonald's.
KILL MUMIA!!!
I'm Ross Wigley. I've been boxing since late March. I play guitar, tin whistle and keyboards (when I can). I've enlisted in the United States Marine Corps and will depart for basic training on January fourth.
Hail!
Are you between a Ross and a hard place? You should be.
I am Ross. ISLAM DELENDA EST! That about sums up my political passions. Islam is the most serious threat to humanity yet faced. Islam opposes liberty and freedom, and replaces these basic tenets of human rights with slavery, submission, and spiritual stagnation. Death is preferable. Such are my opinions based on a rather significant bit of research over the years and I do not apologize. It is an all-destroying, but unconquering demon.
I am the abhorrent forbidden spectral inconceivable nefandous corrupt brooding lumbering leprous ensanguined necrotic foetid bestial gangrenous nightmarish relict insufferable impossible obstinate seething cosmic ghoul. This is me. I am a soldier of the apocalypse.
I feel very strongly about illegal immigration, having lived in Texas.
I'm overly-dramatic and a bit apocalyptic. I see the west as being overrun by a great horde of Hun bastards, and the only cure is more cow-bell, or boom-stick. My views could be righteously represented by Mark Steyn's 'America Alone', though I had already developed my views before reading said book and he is more tolerant of moderate Islam than I. I only distinguish between moderate and fundamentalist Muslims on an individual basis; until proven otherwise they are the enemy.
I may strike those with a left-wing bent as an emo-Hitler. However, I am not Hitlerlerian, nor am I emo.In fact I'm a classical liberal married to conservatism. I'm just a bit exotic in my beliefs, passionate, realistic and logical in my conclusions and strong enough to implement painful albeit necessary solutions to problems, or atleast strong enough to advocate their righteousness. I am not intolerant, hateful, close-minded, racist, or xenophobic. These things I am not.
If I offend you, forgive me my trespass.
I play guitar. Here's my Audioscrobbler: www.last.fm/spittle8 <-- shows what music I listen to (everything is worth listening to yourself, for my musical taste is most superior)
Friedrich Nietzsche is my super hero.
Crime and Punishment is the best book I've ever read, slightly better than Little Big Man.
I'm a proud white man, and if that threatens you, too fucking bad. As Phil Anselmo says: "If you conduct yourself as a gentleman, then you'll be treated as a gentleman. We have friends of all different colors and creeds and lifestyles" We live in an age of political correctness, where any criticism of a minority by a white man is RACISM, whereas BLATANT racism towards white folk is condoned and even championed! I, for one, do not tolerate this unjust hypocrisy. I am not politically correct and I do not shy away from a fight, philosophical, political, or physical. On the contrary, strong Celtic-Viking-Frankish-Teuton blood flows through my veins and my behavior betrays my ancestry; I am often brash, and extremely stubborn when it comes to a righteous fight. I violently resist progress like the Germanic barbarian horde in the face of Roman modernity. I'd sooner die than abandon my convictions. I am more terribly wounded when persuaded to bend my beliefs in the interests of self-preservation than by means of physical harm.
If you are outraged by Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, and the like protesting the Jena 6 fuckers being incarcerated for ganging up on and attempting to kill a lone white boy, then you might find my stances agreeable. If you think the phrase "stop black-on-black crime" racist, you might find me agreeable. If you think it's ridiculous that you should pay a large part of your check to taxes to go to some lazy bastard for their welfare check while they use their own money to pay for mobile phones and pot, you might find me agreeable. If you're a racist, then leave me be. I am not intolerant of racial determinism or white/black/purple nationalism, however. Just skeptical. I keep friends of all kinds & creeds, it is easy to cast the shroud of racism upon someone as opinionated as me, but that would be an injustice and an ignorant mistake.
I am a big fan of Nietzsche and I believe in natural-selection & social Darwinism. I believe in one culture proving superior to and dominating another just as I believe in the evolution of species according to such principles. I believe in the inherit righteousness of the strong overcoming the weak. I believe we were righteous in dominating the native Americans, though our conduct was often monstrous and dishonorable. I believe that this world is chaos and conflict, and the will to power and the fight to create order out of chaos through force of will is the ultimate realization of proper intentions. The strong eat the weak and I believe in the justice and sense in this. Those who won't figh in this life aren't worthy of success, praise or happiness and should be marginalized in society; they should be cleaning cafeteria's or doing some repeatable task; they should not be entrusted to lead or have power.
The problem with race relations in America today is that white people aren't allowed to be proud of their heritage, and black people continue to foster a division between the races that we let go a long time ago. In the black community, people continue to use a victim mentality to justify their inaction and failure to succeed, and allow this mentality to numb them and impede their forward progress. Thus, when they fail to achieve, they blame the white man instead of taking personal responsibility. This can also be looked at as a class issue, as white trash are also guilty of this behavior. If those particular black folks are to have their way, and foster a division that is unnecessary and troubling between us Americans, then perhaps, as Phil says, we can just start saying: "It's a white thing, you wouldn't understand." Our current situation is untenable and we will fail as a nation if we don't succeed in overcoming the divisiveness in our demographics. This is not just to say of white and black, but of poor and rich. Once again, I am not racist, but affirmative-action and other segregationist policies fail to realize that the mistake is to DEFINE differences, rather than celebrate our shared traits. We can all be proud of being American, so why must we dwell on past history and things that divide us? United we stand, divided we are falling.
"DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND FIGHT IF I SEE A PRETTY GIRL IM GONNA SLEEP WITH HER TONIGHTTTTTT DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND FIGHT Face down in the gutter won't admit defeat though his clothes are soiled and black, he's a big strong man with a child's mind, don't you take his booze away!" "You got the beer? We got the time. I'd rather drink than fuck." I am mildly infatuated with cheap vodka and if I had no responsibilities and an endless stream of cash, I would certainly indulge in this infatuation by imbibing the purity and goodness that is disgusting cheap alcohol. I don't really drink often or in abundance, I just like quoting the Dropkick Murphys. They make me wish I was a drunk Irishman. Ross is not drunk, nor is he fully Irish, only part. This is a shame and a great injustice.
Man fears time. Time fears Chuck Norris. Actually, the proverb goes 'the pyramids', but I made that great Chuck Norris fact up myself because I'm fucking awesome. Yes. ..