*~Corissa~*

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MySpace Comments at GlitterBell.comMy name is Corissa. I graduated (Thank God!!) from Battery Creek High School in 2003 and joined the Air Force soon after. I met my hubby at my first base in FL. We are currently stationed on Okinawa and I am loving it! I got OUT of the Air Force in 2006. I have been married to my WONDERFUL hubby for 3 years (15 july 2004!!!!!) We have a daughter who is almost three and our second little girlturned one on 21Jan!!! I love the whole mommy thing. I am LOVING being able to stay home with my little monsters and watching them grow up!SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! Foster an Solider, Sailor Marine or Airman! Send Care packages thru Treats for troops! I know when I got one I was sooooo happy! Check out the site www.treatsfortroops.com you can pick what service, where the servicemember is from, gender and where they are stationed now! PLEASE check it out and send a smile!! CompleteMyspace.com only the best Myspace Layouts !
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adopt your own virtual pet!Okay so I thought this was HILARIOUS!! My Father is a retired Marine, I was in the AF and my hubby is also in the AF and him and I where DYING laughing at this! A Marine gets out of the Corps after Nam and lives his life like the American dream. When the War on Iraq comes around 40 plus years later, he goes down to the local recruiting station, and tells the recruiter, "I want in, I wanna fight." But the recruiter says, "Sorry man, you're too old.""Fine," the guy says. "I'll go to the Pentagon. I have a friend there. He'll let me in!" So he goes to the Pentagon and tells his friend, "I want in, I wanna fight." But his friend says, "Sorry Buddy, you're too old.""Fine," the guy says. "I'll buy a boat and row to Iraq!" So he goes out and buys himself a rowboat and starts rowing to Iraq, chanting "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!" over and over again.St. Peter sees all this and goes to God and says, "Lord, what do I do to stop this clown?" God tells St. Peter, "Why don't you take his brain? It's the root of all thought." So St. Peter takes the guy's brain. It doesn't faze him. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!" St. Peter then says, "Now what?!"God replies, "Why don't you take his heart? It's the seat of all emotion." So St. Peter takes it. Doesn't faze the guy. "Semper Fi, Do or Die, OO-Rah, OO-Rah!"St. Peter says, "Now what should I do?!" God smiles and says, "Take his gonads." So St. Peter lops off the guy's gonads.The guy immediately stops rowing, looks confused, turns his boat around in circles, and begins chanting, "Off we go, into the wild blue yonder..."
Cool Myspace Contact TablesGod Said NoI asked God to take away my habit. God said, No. It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.I asked God to make my handicapped child whole. God said, No. His spirit is whole, his body is only temporaryI asked God to grant me patience. God said, No. Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; it isn't granted, it is learned.I asked God to give me happiness. God said, No. I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you. I asked God to spare me pain. God said, No. Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.I asked God to make my spirit grow. God said, No. You must grow on your own! , but I will prune you to make you fruitful.I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life. God said, No. I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me. God said...Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.