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King Donko of Punchstania

About Me



my name is sarah. i like cheeseburgers, soy milk, ice cream, sea foam green, and wearing bandanas.

i also enjoy playing guitar hero. especially the song by OINGO BOINGO.

i could always use a good laugh.
ah hell.
"found my atm card...still searching for my soul" - j. mcdonought

this is my dog muffy.

♥
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

HOT DOG by Shel Silverstein
I have a hot dog for a pet,
The only kind my folks would let
Me get.
He does smell sort of bad
And yet,
He absolutely never gets
The sofa wet.
We have a butcher for a vet,
The strangest vet you ever met.
Guess we're the weirdest family yet,
To have a hot dog for a pet.

My Blog

i see you lurking there..

frustration seems to be building little by little. need a good laugh.  here goes.Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid.I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision.But when I try to look at y...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 01:33:00 GMT

dinosaurs and turkeys

Jurassic Park shirt recovered.life can go on as divinely intended.just in time too,, i don't think i'd be able to enjoi thanksgiving nearly as much without it on. i think it has secret dinosaur powers...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:41:00 GMT

ill mitch on Apologizing

these are just notes.
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 19:26:00 GMT

whoa.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 20:02:00 GMT

i ate oatmeal for breakfast. strawberries and cream.

waiting for heroes to come on. ok. ridiculous exercise routine. then shower. then heroes. then frustration because i have to wait 168 hours until the next one.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 16:41:00 GMT

i need a cheeseburger.

man what a long day!! oh wait,,i meant yesterday. yesterday was a long day...today i woke up at three in the afternoon. yeah, i was definitely thinking of yesterday..i got confused.
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 00:25:00 GMT

is this xm radio?

i am on hold. its not a bad song. 6 more minutes to go. im playing with a wooly willy in the meantime. i just ate a turkey and stuffing sandwich. it was pretty satisfying. i need a cigarette.   ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 13:34:00 GMT

yeah i posted it twice, so what

if you give a bum a cookie, he'll probably want some milk. got milk? ads were pulled in san francisco after being released for one day because the cookie scented ads might cause an allergic reaction i...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 18:49:00 GMT

i got jokes all day

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito. You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 13:54:00 GMT

its a funny story, and it makes me laugh

courtesy of tard blog: http://fullduplex.org/tardblog/ #18: Supermarket serves fresh tard:I was going through the supermarket around 12:00AM last night. I usually shop late at night, as there is less ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:47:00 GMT