A United States Marine was attending some
college courses between assignments. He had
completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was a vowed
atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when
he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly
stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly
15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You
could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the
professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes
when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to
the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him
off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat
there, silently. The other students were shocked and
stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The
professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken,
looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is
the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy
today protecting America soldiers who are
protecting your right to say stupid shit and act
like an asshole. So, He sent me."
Quietdrive - Toxic at chain reaction.
Matt at my Dorm 05' Tony Nick Amanda Derick and I in the background drinking it up =D