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About Me

I SCREWED-UP my profile with DUMB-ass EDITOR LaB rAt TeAsE , SOBER SINCE 1984

Fish

My Interests

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I'm NOT a Who i'm not a What I am AWARE i'm Not A Nut I'LL MISS YOU WOOD MAN. LET THE WIND BLOW. WE TRADE THOUGHTS WITH MIRICLES!

My Blog

dick ticks

next my NEW FISHEN BUDDY TRACY. Told me a story about bass fishen up in moses lake. he said a younger cousin of his found a really good spot to catch bass on the back end of moses lake. so he went the...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:48:00 GMT

Definitions

period...............the spot in your shorts left from a bloody hemorrhoid also see  pre hemorrhoidick
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:27:00 GMT

OKLAHOMA! Gloria Grahame I Can't Say No (AUDIO)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfNJAlVNELA
Posted by on Sun, 08 Feb 2009 17:04:00 GMT

unquotable quotes

got one? put it  here or here...............   WHALES DON'T CRY  THEY BLUBBER. THE GUM YOU CHEW WITH YOUR TOUNGUE. HE SURE DON'T LIKE TO CHEAT, BUT HE SURE LIKES TO LIE. THE MOUNTAINS ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:36:00 GMT

Test who your friends really are.

Try This To Test Who Your Friends Really Are. Put your dog and your friend  in the trunk of the car for an hour.When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:33:00 GMT

TOUCHING LIGHT WHILE BOTTOM CLUTCHING

PART II Now some people after reading a tall tell like that might concluded that GOD had given me that tape worm .because i didn't indicate to him the presents of a gate at the far right side of the...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:49:00 GMT

WE TRADE THOUGHTS WITH MIRICLES.

HEAVEY
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:51:00 GMT

HOW I GOT MY TAPE WORM.

A freind of mine e-mail me today and was quite excited , he had made his first purchase on e-bay. He bought 100 ft of anchor rope for 35 bucks. I e-mailed him back i got a tape worm. He then...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 22:29:00 GMT

D B COOPER

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Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:00:00 GMT

CANT GET SONG OUT OF MY HEAD.

WELL , DAMN LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO SIT DOWN AND LEARN THIS SONG ON THE OLD OVATION, TO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD. I WAS GETTING TIERED OF YOUR CHEATING HEART , ANYWAY. AM I TURNNING COUNTRY? ROCK ON PEAC...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:29:00 GMT