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joshie

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua
Birthday: 5 February 1986
Birthplace: National Womens!!
Current Location: Under my gf
Eye Color: baby blue
Hair Color: dark with frosting
Height: 6 ft nigga
Right Handed or Left Handed: to wank?
Your Heritage: norway
The Shoes You Wore Today: i urinated on my feet
Your Weakness: may in a tutu
Your Fears: may in a tutu
Your Perfect Pizza: vagina pie
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: each time i score a goal i get a blow job from my girlfriend (Maddy simpson for those of you who dont know)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wa wa wa
Thoughts First Waking Up: ...maddy
Your Best Physical Feature: chiseled anal muscles
Your Bedtime: whenever my gf says so
Your Most Missed Memory: cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mac d
Single or Group Dates: groupies are fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: wat?
Chocolate or Vanilla: choco
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuck off
Do you Smoke: pole
Do you Swear: nope
Do you Sing: Yes very well
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: i tried
Do you want to get Married: yup already am
Do you belive in yourself: i rock my world
Do you get Motion Sickness: when my gfs driving
Do you think you are Attractive: id do me
Are you a Health Freak: not really i like pies
Do you get along with your Parents: i love my mama and my papa
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes!
Do you play an Instrument: the vagina
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes??
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: does my gfs vagina count
In the past month have you been on Stage: ?
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes, for like five minutes.. drunken bitch
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but exciting!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: my gfs anal virginity
Ever been Drunk: yup...
Ever been called a Tease: no im waay too easy for that
Ever been Beaten up: yes! fuck you andy
Ever Shoplifted: no, lie
How do you want to Die: oooo scary q
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: growing ups for losers
What country would you most like to Visit: naobi
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: naturally brunette but complete fake blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: mini i like girls with small hands that make my cock look big
Weight: wait for what?
Best Clothing Style: borderline fag
Number of Drugs I have taken: who cares??
Number of CDs I own: numerous
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 2 at them moment! i wanna sleeve!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: bosom
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you goota give me a break with this one but all my life ive pretty much idolised tha big David Beckham, and ofcourse his wifey!!yummy... other than that....wa wa wa!! wank wank all the usual shit.. play some electro (thats all i have to say) oh shit DEFINATELY WILL FARRELmspmb allowScriptAccess="never" src="http://lads.myspace.com/slides/slideshow_random.swf?u=9 4578656&aid=1321044" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="426" height="320" FlashVars="culture=en-

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