I want to die |
I can't get a break, guys. I've got fleas! That stupid little kitten with his "adowable" paws gave them to me, and now I'm covered with Adam's spray which tastes disgusting. First the sink buffet is g...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:06:00 GMT |
depressed and eating, like Kirstie Allen |
My cute little kitten days are gone. I'm no longer "kittens wittens" anymore. No, that's for the new "pwecious" kitten with an oh-so-clever blue collar and bell. His name is Hank and he hangs out on t...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 20:53:00 GMT |
stop judging me! |
Dan (the guy who hangs out with food dispenser's roommate) told me I'm like one of those guys who says I'm not gay, but I totally am. That's not fair! I just like looking pretty, and I'm playful, like...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:27:00 GMT |
I'm going to die! |
So I'm in a strange new house again, right when I was getting buddy-buddy with Rezi and Sasami. One day I go from dominating all the paper products, strings and plastic bags in the house to nothing (I...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:54:00 GMT |
There is talk... |
...of putting jalapenos in the other cats bowls so yours truly will learn a lesson. There is talk that I look like a "furry football" and I'm eating for two. There is talk that I abuse my prowess and ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 16:14:00 GMT |
I've been invited to a lot of online Cyber-sex groups |
I know I'm sexy, but stop - pu-weese... Is that cheese on the counter? How do I know I like cheese?
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:27:00 GMT |
pffff |
I pass gas when I'm pissed.Nathan's been grabbing me by the scruff when I try and eat Rezi's food. I'm starving! He thinks I'm getting fat, but I'm a growing boy. Well, I know what's going on: he does...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 18:10:00 GMT |
I miss home |
I should've known trouble was brewing when Clarisa started putting all of her things in those fun cardboard boxes! I mean, at first I was incredibly bored, just hanging around the empty house, and the...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:57:00 GMT |
record cats? Hillarious |
Don't ask me where I found this:http://b3ta.hnldesign.nl/rsc/
Posted by on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 17:23:00 GMT |
now that's what I'm talking about |
Sebastian the cat gets 'grilled' Wed Aug 16, 11:58 PM ET This cool cat has traded in his catnip for some bling. Sebastian, a one-ye...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 00:56:00 GMT |
