Turning people into mermaids (and mermen), dutifully disposing of lunch dropped in the lake, baking cakes for Ping-Pong, listening for the peep-peep of blue-jays, stealing clothes, stuffing picture frames, breaking into houses, takin' naps, playin' Battleship, Super Mario World, Dominoes, Ping-Pong, Connect 4, 20 Questions, Lingo, Hinky Pinky, and Yoshi Tetris but NOT Cranium, makin' milkshakes, potatoes, corn-on-the-cob, stuffed shells, spaghetti, and tuna sandwiches, lying to little kids, putting band-aids on boo-boos, sleeping in the trunk, pajama parties, watching every episode of Lost again, and distracting people with butterscotch.
Anyone named Jack. I mean, you just can't go wrong with a name like Jack. Sparrow, Skellington, Shepherd, White, Sawyer....
ABBA
AFI
Alicia Keys
Basement Jaxx
Beck
Bjork
Charlie Daniels
Coldplay
Crystal Lewis
Cyndi Lauper
Daft Punk
Danny Elfman
David Bowie
DC Talk
Deep Forest
DemonHunter
Dido
Donovan
The Doves
Enya
Foo Fighters
The Fray
Gnarls Barkley
Goldfrapp
Gorillaz
Hellogoodbye
The Hives
Jet
John Mayer
Joss Stone
Judy Garland
The Killers
LeAnn Rimes
Living Sacrifice
Loretta Lynn
Maire Brennan
Miss Angie
Moby
Muse
My Chemical Romance
Natasha Bedingfield
Newsboys
Nirvana
Olivia Newton-John
Patsy Cline
Paul Oakenfold
Pink Floyd
Portishead
Primus
Queens of the Stone Age
The Raconteurs
Radiohead
Regina Spektor
Snow Patrol
Steely Dan
The Strokes
Supergrass
T-bone
Toybox
Underoath
Various Movie Soundtracks
Weird Al Yankovic
The White Stripes
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Zoegirl
Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Nightmare before Christmas
Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy
Edward Scissorhands
Benny and Joon
Alice in Wonderland
Stephen King's IT
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Napoleon Dynamite
The Labyrinth
The Emperor's New Groove
Corpse Bride
The Princess Bride
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (the new version)
Peter Pan (the live version)
Cinderella
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Groundhog Day
Beauty and the Beast
Charlotte's Web
Pride and Prejudice (Colin Firth version)
Phantom of the Opera
Sleepy Hollow
Grease
Xanadu
Wizard of Oz
Nacho Libre
Little Women
Pride and Prejudice
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Breakfast Club
The Prestige
The Goonies
Fern Gully
Rock-a-doodle
many others!
Gilmore Girls
Lost
Keeping Up Appearances
The Young Ones
Full House
Frasier
Ren and Stimpy
Anything on FUSE
Jane Eyre(Charlotte Bronte)
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and The Hobbit(J.R.R. Tolkien)
Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Northanger Abbey, Emma(Jane Austen)
The Great Gatsby(F. Scott Fitzgerald)
The Picture of Dorian Gray(Oscar Wilde)
The Grapes of Wrath(John Steinbeck)
House of Mirth(Edith Warton)
The Scarlet Letter(Nathaniel Hawthorne)
The Talisman, The Eyes of the Dragon, Black House(Stephen King)
The Fountainhead(Ayn Rand)
A Wrinkle in Time(Madeline L'Engle)
The Dollmaker
The Inheritance
The Mayor of Casterbridge (Thomas Hardy)
The Phantom of the Opera(Gaston Leroux)
Sabriel(Garth Nix)
The Strange Affair of Adelaide Harris
Crime and Punishment (Fyodor Dostoevsky)
Life of Pi (Yann Martel)
How to Read Literature Like a College Professor (Thomas C. Foster)
The Things They Carried(Tim O'brien)
On Human Bondage(W. Somerset Maugham)
Brave New World(Aldous Huxley)
Lord of the Flies(William Golding)
The Wizard of Oz,(L. Frank Baum)
1984(George Orwell)
Great Expectations, Oliver Twist, David Copperfield, Hard Times(Charles Dickens)
Emily of New Moon
These guys