I write fiction.
I drink too often.
I work too much.
I smoke too many cigarettes.
I inhale coffee.
I don't eat nearly enough
or
I eat till my stomach hurts.
I think more often than what is healthy.
I stress over little things.
I love music.
I read more than most people watch television.
I do not own a cell phone.
I write all of my original work on a smith-cornora 120 electrica typewriter.
I setup a writing office in an abandoned ship.
I have only two or three friends.
I recently packed up everything I own and split for the other side of the country.
I am a sweet and kind person but I look like an asshole.
I like to watch TV when I'm drunk... I usually shout at the TV as much as I listen to it.
I enjoy slow, methodical movies.
I get depressed when it rains and rains a lot.
I eat, drink and smoke in the bathtub.
I hate novelty T-Shirts.
I wear ties when I don't have to.
I have an addiction to jackets.
I wish I could have met Kurt Vonnegut before he died.
I think nearly everything is simply a waste of time in the big picture.
