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Kountess Kane

I am here for Friends

About Me

I really don't have much to say to the computer, it's not really fabulous company, and it ignores everything I say; deirdre made me do it. . .

I am easily amused

I work a lot

I talk to people in shanghai all night long using a magical box that sends electrical currents that end up as light waves at the other end, so my chinese comrads can see the technical atrocities of naughtiness I have sent them. . .

when I do, on the off chance, find the time for my bed. . .I sleep with the windows open when it is particularly cold outside. . .it's like camping, I like camping

no matter how far away I put my coffee cup from my water glasses I never fail to stick my paintbrush in it

My Interests

running amuck. . .climbing on things. . .jumping off of things. . . jumping from one thing to hang off another thing. . .playing dress-up. . . and working 16 hr days. . .ack!

hanging off the door frame for a half an hour. . .still in a suit. . . after I've dumped the contents of my briefcase all over the floor two steps into the front door. . . simple joys

longboard on a large swell. . .grey skys and green water. . .sharks and lightning. . .yes, quite

making messes with sumi ink, flat blackness is divine

practical application

I'd like to meet:

Jun'batz and Q'ukumatz

an occasional real live person on the lam from the zoo
sociopaths and egomaniacle figments of cyberspace need not apply

Music:

i like banjos

**I mostly get lost to the music in my head, and no it's not a circus calliope, ok sometimes it is. . .**

lots of classical music. . .like any mad character you've seen in the movies, everyone knows only evil geniuses listen to Vivaldi. . . mhuhuhhahaha

Movies:

anything I can get my hands on

Horror Movies, Anything Luc Besson, David Lynch, or Tim Burton. . .
Deliverence for the kid with the banjo

Any number of the old and scratchy ones with cigarette burns, no talkin', and Chopin for the soundtrack
just the way I like 'em

Television:

Richard Hell is my boyfriend. . .wanna fight about it

Books:

I like 19th Century Horror Stories, and Dante, I've read Beowulf and Gardner's Grendle more times than I can count; now who sounds like the nerd

my obscenely large collection of reference books. . .which can be found escaped from the overloaded book case and strewn about in the oddest places at any given time

Heroes:

Anne Bonney
female praying mantis

My Blog

unmentionables

A more poigniant visual could not have presented itself to wrap this weeks' trade shows on... crate loads of hanky panky... couldn't have described the meyhem better myself...*end transmission*...
Posted by Kountess Kane on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:12:00 PST

chrome

woow. . .shinynothing like sun chrome and shiny shiny paint jobs to make for a rather jovial weekendtwo exhausted batteries and a full memory card later. . .my digitally captured dreams have been...
Posted by Kountess Kane on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:11:00 PST

snow-blowing

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Posted by Kountess Kane on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:11:00 PST

zombie-fight

when dead rival cheerleaders collide. . . nothing a bottle of scoth can't really fix amongst the dead. . . hope all you boils and ghouls had a happy halloween!!...
Posted by Kountess Kane on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:15:00 PST

war and peace in dirty jerse

went to war. . .and didn't even have to sign up for nothin' henh, no really, war, you know, 'low-rider' with the horns and bass a'pickin probably the only song anyone but me and my nerdly compatriots ...
Posted by Kountess Kane on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 07:49:00 PST

praying mantis dance party

my girls my girls. . .what a dayfrolicing barefoot and rather hugely pregnant in the bamboo this afternoon. . . word up to the mantis mommas   oh yes, and word to their ever fascinated vo...
Posted by Kountess Kane on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 05:42:00 PST