WHY HELLO LADIES AND GENTleMEn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a simple minded creature of God who likes to take long walks in the park or perhaps ride in a horse drawn carriage with members of the opposite sex. I also have a fascination with bongos......I know what ur thinking "who has a fetish for bongos?" or possibly even "what are bongos" But let me tell u nothing relieves stress like RATA-tat-tattin on a pair of Bongos. I also love potatos......Yes potatos. I there anyone in the world that doesnt some form of potato????No there can't be thats like a fukin Chinese riddle or something.......................I also enjoy the musical teachings of the one and only Neil Diamond....Turn on your heart light mother fuckers cuz NEIL IS COMING BACK!!!!!!
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Id like to meet Osama Bin Laden so i could give that Fuck a swift kick to the testicles......Oh and cant forget Neil Diamond....If i was gay id have sex with him...
