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About Me

~*ILLY MOMO*~
(ditch weed smokin' shit heel)

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special olympics park bombing.
bang drugs up my skull until i'm retarded.
kids with downs, painted like clowns,
shot from cannons into the crowed...

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i'll get you fucked up on some drug you've never done
and totally talk shit to you

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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My Blog

Wack-Fu: The Legend Continues

So I lost my cell phone and my parents aren't getting me another, which blows. To top it off, in a move of truly spectacular passive-agressive douchebaggery, they've kicked me off the network so that ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 23:11:00 GMT

Freedom to BUTTFUCK

"Well, today is September 11th. I'd like to ask those of you on my flist to join me in a moment of silence. During which, I would like you to reflect: There are people out there... shan't name any nam...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 21:57:00 GMT

I don't even LIKE The Who

Why do I let people talk me into these things? Like this Myspace thing too. It spazzes out all the damn time. Yeah, I suck, but I'm so dope it covers it. Really a lot. I'm getting off the inter...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:51:00 GMT

Ninjas bitches, ninjas!

Ever wonder how awesome ninjas where? Of course not, because everybody knows ninjas are the coolest shit ever! Well, cowboy ninja wizard pirates...IN SPACE are cooler, but that's besides the point. Th...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 20:21:00 GMT

DAMN YOU Steve Jobs! Damn you!

I bought another iPod. It's a nano, and it's name is Nick Lorne. (That's my super fantasy name for Major Lorne on Stargate Atlantis. Kavan Smith is too hot.) Also, Pete from Fall Out Boy has a peni...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 18:55:00 GMT

OMFG POWER RANGERS!

So, who downloaded the entire SPD and Dino Thunder seasons of Power Rangers? That's right, me bitches!!! [/lame
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 18:09:00 GMT

Burger King

I know I'm gonna get pretty damn sick of Whoppers after the whole Star Wars watches thing is over. So far, my count is 3 /6. Meh.
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 11:29:00 GMT

OMG Chistmas leik here!

So, I know I said I hate misspelling, but... The time has come when I hit people up for shit, the "holidays" some people call 'em, and I just wanted to say I won't get mad at you if you get me stuf...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 18:56:00 GMT

You know what I hate? Fuckers that can't spell!

Fuck you, you arrogant elitist fuckwads! That is all.
Posted by on Mon, 04 Apr 2005 19:30:00 GMT

Louder Than A Bomb!

Today's the OC for Louder Than A Bomb over here in Chi-town. It's a city wide poetry competition, and The Inklings and I (is that correct grammar, I ask you) are in it. I'm calling off work today so I...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Feb 2005 09:08:00 GMT