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GARY BURGERLIPS

About Me

Welcome world wide web adventurer! Within the realms of this web page other currents flow! Dragons are real. Werewolves are real...and an imprisoned Anne Diamonds pubic hair cascades from the window of a towering citadel! I feel comfortbale in stating that I am head and shoulders above the competition. I stand out from the crowd as safe, exotic and confident in a web service saturated with volatile & turbulent characters.

So if you've ever suffered from an unquenchable desire to become cyber buddies with the downsyndrome equivelant of sylvester stallone, then nows your chance to live the dream and also obtain a very thourough understanding of the phrase "guilty bell"!ModMySpace Profile Customizer

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Marvels of Modern Science, Triumphs of life, Retarded Ninjas with Eczema.

Please note, I will only make friends with people who posses a perfect complexion, and as we all know, the key to beautiful skin is a healthy balanced diet containing a minimum of 3 Ogre Omelletes and 6 Wizard Burgers per week.

I have, on rare occasions, been known to justify my existance...

I draw pictures...

I press buttons...

Sometimes other people press buttons for me.

My Blog

FAT LESBIANS FROM NEW YORK!

Hiya Guyz!!! :) Here is a poster I did for Yo Majesty. Two lesbians from New York who get their tits out half way through the set. Isnt that lovely?
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 12:43:00 GMT

ENVIRON-MENTAL!!!

Hopefully, once youve read how Ginsterz are planning to save energy around the house - you too will find your own special way of lowering your carbon footprint , leaving you with enough karma to stare...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 08:47:00 GMT

THE MESSIAHS BEEN AND GONE SUCKERS!

Feel the breath of god against your cheek at 2:14 Image HostingMiss you my nigga! X
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 14:16:00 GMT

'A KALEIDOSCOPIC POTPOURRI OF MINDLESS VIOLENCE, MAYHEM AND SOMERSAULTING ARTICULATED LORRIES!'

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Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 02:43:00 GMT

CALLING ALL BUDDING HOLLYWOOD FILM MAKERS....

Ok everybody! Forget your Steven Spielburgs and your Oliver Stones cos you are the next big thing!!!!. This is a simple and effective system which will guarantee at least 6 blockbuster movies if you u...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:48:00 GMT

SPIRITUAL AS FUCK!

A lot of people have said to me recently 'Hey Tim, y,know its a real shame you dont draw things a little more 'emotional' or 'spiritual' in content. As some of you may or may not know (it doesnt matte...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:44:00 GMT

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN FOR A COFFEE?

I GOTCHA NOW BITCH!
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:01:00 GMT

ITS GOOD TO TALK

Winging its way to BT as we digitally speak!
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:18:00 GMT

THE PEOPLES FRIEND

This could be the start of a beautiful relationship....Im quitely confident...Dissapointing....on every conceavable level, but in the immortal words of Arnold Schwartzenigger....Ill be back!> Subject:...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:28:00 GMT

BITS OF BURGER

Hiya Everyone! This is some kewl new artwork I did for a big company based in london that make bumbags. Hope you like it :)
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:05:00 GMT