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~jelly~

unusually untall!

About Me

Hmmmmm....im gonna leave it to people to make judgements just because they usually do anyway! My personality is all over the place but mainly im a tiny,happy,hyper,weird,random,nice,friendly,amusing,little firecracker of a person! A few things u should defo know about me: 1)i have a heart of gold and will do anything for people i love and care about! 2)i can make the most depressing of situations funny or positive!thats just because i am always happy! 3)I have been called a bitch!yes i am but u know why its because i dont take any shit and i am far from stupid!people dont like it when they cant walk all over you and you stick up for yourself! 4)my friends and family,what can i say?!the best anyone could ever have!ya ya cliched i no"my family and friends are the best,blah blah blah!"but its true!and i take the fact i have alot of friends to mean i am a good mate and a generally good person! 5)I am loud and energetic!i jump around like a maniac and i tend to talk fast and loud!very easily excitable!i dont like being told to shut up and its usually arse holes that tell me to shut up!!!my laugh is also crazy....its loud,dirty and makes people laugh with me! 6)im not judgemental and i am pretty open minded but if i dont agree with you i will tell you!its not being argumentative or over opioionated its called freedom of speech!!! 7)im a girly girl and a bit ditzy i.e i trip over alot,say stupid things and i hate spiders!but many people say my bad habits and some of the things i get up to would make me somewhat of a tomboy! 8)now i know im not ugly or nought like that and i am pretty confident but i dont want guys hitting on me so im gonna put u off by tellin u the following- ~i have a large forehead! ~apparently i have thick eyebrows!no i have scicillian person eyebrows and the person who said that to my mate is just.....well.....fat and tragic looking! ~my boobs r to big 4 my body and will probably sag betime im 40!im size 10 with 38E boobs!theyre freakishly big and give me back ache! ~i have a gap in the front of my 2 top teeth!i will never get it fixed coz its a characteristic! ~i am extremely short!really 5ft2 doesnt seem to short but when i met a certain girl im now friends wiv on here she said"oh my god ur so tiny,i had no idea!"i only come up 2 martins chest hes 6ft!!! ~u couldnt handle my bad habits!i fart,burp,pick my nose,pick scabs,squeeze other peoples spots.....amongst other filthy lil things i do! 9)i am uber uber uber honest and i hate liars!!!my fiance has learnt not to even try lying to me coz i can suss any1 out....and thats after just 11months together!i can look at peoples profiles and tell if i want to add them and if theyre not genuine!!! 10)I can make random conversation at the drop of a hat!randomness and weirdness is me speciality! 11)finally....you should know i think i am interesting and i have been told by many people i am a total shocker to talk to....because i am a totally different person to how i look!!!im not a bimbo!kay?! Im engaged to martin willis,its not the perfect relationship by any means but we mean alot to each other and have a very strong love and relationship none the less! Feel free to come say hi....all niceties appreciated!!!xxoh ya thanx for checking out my profile+the msgs iv been gettin tellin me its good or woteva!i appreciate it coz it took me forever to make my flash layout and now if anyone wants help making a flash layout just ask and i will do my best......god myspace should soooo employ me!

My Interests

This is more things i love rather than interests- *my mates i have alot n love em all! *my family r the best evaaaa! *love wasting afternoons down the pub(the swan,regent,plough,anglers etc)! *shopping!i shop far 2 much! *fashion!its my dream 2 have my own online fashion boutique! *music!its on 14 hours a day or more! *live bands!tip-if u get the chance go see foo fighters,awesomness in every way! *ive done horse riding since i woz 18months old!i used to compete to quite a high level in show jumping but gave up when i was 18!just getting back into! *i love love love pole dancing!just enrolled! *tattoos i now have 7! *piercings 12 ears,nose,2 bellybutton and nipple! *drawing,art and textiles! *i love cars!i would love a subaru impreza but im gonna settle 4 a mini! *barry m bright eyeshadows!have them all! *urban decay make up! *benefit bad girl eyeliner! *i love clubbing but not so much now! *sitting in wiv the girlies drinking wine! *kfc *jelly sweets *fab ice lollys *my k swiss's(have 7 pairs now) *my adidas superstars *star wars!been obsessed since i woz 10! *The 6th sense!my auntie ann is psychic+she just amazes me! *Dreams!iv learnt how 2 interpret them now! *Spirituality and anythin paranormal,astrological etc! *fairys!never grown out of this since i woz little! *swimming relaxes me! *spending time wiv my nephew joey!he's 20 months old and is in desperate need of supernanny but he is the coolest ginger kid on the block and i will fight any1 who says he is not a cute kid coz every1 says he is the cutest by far...m'kay! *oh ya martin!i hate 2 admit this but since we been 2geva he just gets fitter n fitter 4 sum reason and it hasnt gone unoticed by people!i must make him happy,huh?!i love him hes wicked sexy!!!

I'd like to meet:

Who i fancy- *paul walker!literally must add here,u no how u have teen crushes and u become uber obsessed wiv some1 famous wen ur like 12?!well iv never grown out of that wiv paul walker!saw him in shes all that wen i woz 15 or so and still 2 this day i just love him!he is just the sex and oh my god his eyes.....wowza!!! *johnny knoxville *danny dyer *hayden christensen *chris evans(fantastic 4) *shayne ward *harry kewell *leland chapman(dogs son) *joel madden(good charlotte) *carmen electra+i just want to meet dead+alive- *billy idol *jeffree star *britney spears *madonna *dave grohl *lilly allen *elvis *sean william scott(stifler) *marc bolan *dita von teese *dog the bounty hunter *steve irwin *bam margera+i would love 2 poke in the eye- *paris hilton *lindsay lohan *joss stone *the spice girls *cheryl tweedy *most of his exs *2 of my exs *my nephew joeys sperm doner *a few girls that i just dont like anymore,no other reason!View All Friends | View Blog | View Pics | Add Comment

Music:

ok the list out of 350 cds- *billy idol *foo fighters *green day *fall out boy *jeffree star *guns n roses *journey *neil diamond *mindless self indulgence *queen *the police *the jam *killswitch engage *old limp bizkit *boston *pink floyd *led zeppelin *fleetwood mac *chicago(thnx 2 martin) *def leppard *the undertones *house of pain *cypress hill *him *secondhand serenade *good charlotte *enter shikari *pink *gwen stefani *mika *panic!at the disco *mcr *slipknot *boy kill boy *scissor sisters *christina aguilera *motley crue *faith no more *nirvana *soundgarden *inme *rhcp *qotsa *old limp bizkit *linkin park *snow patrol *madonna *pussycat dolls *sean kingston *timbaland *nelly furtado *justin timberlake *t rex *the clash *eva cassidy *nin *dnb,rnb,pop,rock pop, metal,classic n hard rock,70's glam n disco, motown.....actually save it i love absolutley all music! Must also admit 2 my slight love of country music thnx 2 my grandparents!i love jonny cash,dolly parton,shania twain,patsy cline etc!

Movies:

this list could b endless so i will just reel off the mains- *american pie(s) *edward scissor hands *jackass movies *fast n furious *the goonies *priscilla queen of the desert *disney movies *spiderman *x men *transformers *star wars *saved *fantastic 4 *nightmare before christmas *the notebook *billy madison *stand by me *breakfast club *pretty in pink *st elmos fire *porkys *evolution *pretty women *grease *hairspray(the originals best tho) *little shop of horrors *rocky horror picture show *billy elliot *lost boys *romeo and juliet(leo version) *frankenstein(de niro version) *mannequin *rocky movies *lord of the rings trilogy *mean girls *chicago *mad max *seven *fight club *saw *hostel *hellraiser *dude wheres my car *kingpin *wedding crashers *borat *kevin n perry *clueless *not another teen movie *blade 1 *willow *never ending story *clockwork orange *this is spinal tap *pirates of the carribean *interview with a vampire *deliverance *wrong turn *bugsy malone(the kiddy version) *kidulthood *football factory *severance *human traffic *24 hour party people *walk the line *austin powers *sunshine...... .....+many many more i have alot of dvds n go 2 the cinema alot!!!

Television:

*2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps *dog the bounty hunter *hollyoaks *ugly betty *adult swim *jackass *viva la bam *home and away *friends *sex and the city *spongebob *big brother *boxing..... ....ya i know watch to much t.v!

Books:

*the book of dreams *the big book of adult jokes *ripleys believe it or not *anthony kiedis autobiography *sharon osbournes autobiography *variuos witchcraft and supernatural books i have!

Heroes:

Grandad alec 27/07/2007 The greastest man ever and the most important man i will ever no is no longer suffering and no longer in the cruel pain he had been in for so long!i am devastated but relieved,i am indescribably heartbroken but in control of my emotions because i know he is in a better place!i love you so much grandad and i will always remember everything you have ever told me and continue to use your words as inspiration!we will look after nan and always remember you and make sure your great gran children know about there amazing great grandad!i am proud to be your grandaughter and appreciate everything you have always done for us and all the love you gave us!i cant put into words how much you will always mean to me!so all i can say is god bless and night night grandad!r.i.p xx

My Blog

i get sent way 2 many quizes!so have it!

-What color is your Underwear? pink wiv black ribbon!-What kinda deordorant do you use? sure crystal-Do you drink? ya but only mayb once a week-How about smoke?ya 2 much like 15 a day-Are you ammused ...
Posted by ~jelly~ on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:24:00 PST

100 question quiz!putting confirmation 2 the fact i have far 2 much time on my hands!!!

100. WHAT'S YOUR PROFILE SONG & WHY?theres about 70 songs coz i have a mp3 thing 99. DO YOU HAVE A JOB?yes i work in debenhams as a manager but i want a new job coz its boring+the people all ...
Posted by ~jelly~ on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:50:00 PST

Theres a pest roaming around my myspace!!!!!

Just fuck off n die bitch!!!!!!!! iv like so had enough of her shit n makin up stupid fake profiles,lying+leave us alone......quite honestly iv got more important things 2 think about+the mood im in r...
Posted by ~jelly~ on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 04:16:00 PST

Right am i right or am i right?!

Grrrrr martin wants another motorbike!........is he fuckin mad the numpty?!U remember the tiny,little accident he had last november where he tore his leg off,is still wearing a brace,has another opera...
Posted by ~jelly~ on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:47:00 PST

piccies from 24-27th may 07!updated!

Took loads of piccies this week+it woz alos my lil nephew joeys christening so heres some new piccies..........   joeys christening......well afterwards!       cute piccies of mar...
Posted by ~jelly~ on Sun, 27 May 2007 02:54:00 PST

new tattoos!

Ive booked in 2 have 3 new tattoos done in half term!eeeek gonna cost £200 but these will probably b my last tattoos+theyre so pretty thought id give a sneak preview!iv taken the designs in 2 adrien+h...
Posted by ~jelly~ on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:24:00 PST

oh my god u have to see this..............

...................meet the robinsons is sooooooooooooooooo funny i pissed my pants!...
Posted by ~jelly~ on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:17:00 PST

i have the most random converstaions evaaaaaaaaa!

I realised today i am probably 1 of the most strangest+randomist people i no!jus to show u heres a few conversations from the past week.......well all the time really!   work mon 16th april 07- m...
Posted by ~jelly~ on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:18:00 PST

august baby!eeeeek this is sooooo me its scarey man!

------------AUGUST BABY ---------------outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds onattention. no self control. kind hearted. selfconfident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.easy to get along with a...
Posted by ~jelly~ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST